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Pearl Harbor

I woke up with morning wood so I Pearl Harbor’d Sally.
by Tommy Lasordid May 10, 2018
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Pearl Harbor

When a flock of geese fly overhead start shitting simultaneusly
Person 1: "hey Bert, aren't birds just so cool?"

Person 2: "yeah Ernie, I always thoug...
*geese fly overhead and start shitting simultaneously*
Both: "OH FUCK NOT PEARL HARBOR!"
by Jack Handelson January 29, 2017
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Pearl Harbor

“Becky, are we not Facebook friends anymore? I’ve been looking for your profile and can’t find you!” - Jeremy

“I’d hate to break it to you, but I decided to Pearl Harbor you on Facebook. You kept commenting on my posts and it got extremely annoying!” - Becky

“Geez, I’m sorry! I was just trying to be a friend! Can we let bygones be bygones?” - Jeremy
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
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Cyber Pearl Harbor

A catastrophic territorial attack similar to Pearl Harbor executed over the internet on cities, ports towns etc.
We should constantly protect our grids, infrastructure and systems to avoid a cyber Pearl Harbor.
by George Mathanool October 22, 2018
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Pearl Harbor Boy

A word that is used to describe that one chink in your class whos smart as fuck and keeps to himself. Usually said by a person called Ashytyn in a certain physics class.
1. Yo does anyone have the answer to the labs?
2. Nah
1. Pearl Harbor Boy! Get your ass over here and help us with the work.
2. Alright, *Does the work*
1. Doing Gods work you fuckin chink
by ThatNIGGAChris1235 March 11, 2024
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Pearl Harbor Barber

When you're on top of a girl having anal sex in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.

Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.
That bitch gave me a Pearl Harbor barber, so I dirty sanchezed her meat wallet!
by dirty raul September 3, 2014
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pearl harbor

When you hoist up on the walls of a bathroom stall and hold yourself up. Then you bomb your shit into the toilet, hoping to hit your target. Best done in a non-handicap stall.
Bobby got a hall pass from his teacher and left the classroom. On his way to the bathroom, he remembered that it was December 7th. In honor of Pearl Harbor Day, Bobby opted to commemorate the occasion in a special way. He hoisted himself up on the walls of the bathroom stall, holding him self up with his ripped abs. Bobby let his missiles loose in a glorious Pearl Harbor, all but one missing the target, leaving a royal mess around the toilet. It was so bad, that Bobby had to sneak into the next stall to clean himself up. As he left the stall, he heard Mr. Garrison scream, "what the hell?" Bobby reminded him that it was Pearl Harbor day and together they shared a moment of silence in remembrance.
by Aardvark Nineteen February 15, 2017
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