Paedofuncle

An uncle who is overly interested in their niece or nephew.

I learnt a lot in my uncle Tony's black room when I was younger. Looking back it turns out he was a Paedofuncle.

by Garden Rake May 11, 2014

Paedoph-Iliya

A crime involving being a bit pedo to your younger brother or sister. Can only be committed by parkour-loving russian boys

That parkour loving Russian boy nonced his little brother, and is hereby guilty of committing paedoph-iliya

by Froloving it March 21, 2019

Paedo van

Often described as the vehicle choice of paedos. Usually a plain white transit van with no stand out characteristics. Often used by many companies

Have you seen maris work paedo van.

by Havince September 7, 2020

Padoworu

A person you can simp for, they are equal to the person named Rinkutsuki on Discord. You will enjoy their company since they are cool and not cringe. Become a simp by doing t!rep OwO. They might love it and won't weirdchamp you. Truly a person from the best areas.

I simp Padoworu and thats all.

by RunBrownie December 17, 2020

water paddock

The ocean

Look, we are flying across the water paddock!

by Crazywolf132 August 27, 2021

padon

padon (n) - (1) a person or thing that completely rules. At times causes others to look in complete awe.

That mutha fucka that just owned the skeetball, he's a mutha fuckin padon.

by Cool mo De May 6, 2005

paedococranecrophiliac

well it is how it reads, having sex with dead childrens poo

walking past a shop i noticed a paedococranecrophiliac, it was the oddest sight i had ever seen

by oddjob01 August 5, 2007