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Patterson

A person which can be defined as reliably unreliable.

Example: You can rely on a person bail out of a plan or event at the very last second.
Hannah probly won't be coming tonight. She's a Patterson through and through
by Bobbydazzler87 October 21, 2023
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Hank Patterson

Self proclaimed fly fishing expert and guide! Teaches at YouTube University. Typically found with a beer in hand.
So I was down at the creek that's 10 miles north of the big rock, and I hear someone yell out "HAMBONE!" That's how I knew that Hank Patterson hooked into a fish.
by Soapp August 9, 2018
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Noah Patterson

Has many hoes including mrs toler

He’s good at cod and a lot better than Thomas

Has a monster horse cock too
Bro Noah Patterson has such a fat horse cock bro it’s not even funny
by Foreskin Firefighter March 20, 2020
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Mackenzie Patterson

the best friend in the entire world. even talking to her for a few minutes makes your day better. she will talk to you about anything and whenever you get a message from her you can’t help but be happy.
by mackenzies bestie November 12, 2021
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Robert Patterson

Will act straight and pretend he has a girlfriend for 3 years but then goes and sucks his boss toes every friday
That guy is such a Robert Patterson he can really give a good toe sucking.
by Antwonthedestoyrr October 16, 2022
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Tilly Patterson

Tilly Patterson is a kind hearted girl, who can be annoying and all lovie dovie but she is one of the best friends you'll ever have..
by Sohieblol123 May 19, 2018
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Declan Patterson

Someone who has a very fruity personality and likes to do fruity things
Person 1:That donny looks fruity
Person 2: He is probably called Declan Patterson
by Calamity478 July 16, 2019
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