Expecto patronum

Ejaculating semen onto someone's eyes, thus blinding them with bright white fluid.

"Oh my god, I'm gonna... EXPECTO PATRONUM"
"Ahhh I can't see. Thanks daddy"

by lemonlicklick November 21, 2021

expecto patronum

Two meanings; In a polite way it means "Excuse Me." In an impolite way, it means, "GO AWAY"

"Expecto Patronum, can I cut the line?"

by Joey DeLuca February 18, 2005

Patronized

When someone baby talks you or talks down to you

Everyone patronized the puppy

by Cookie102189 December 25, 2019

Fantastical Patronage

Another word for "funny business," use this word to talk about the "funny business," you are going to have with your girlfriend later..or that big drug deal you are going to finalize around people that you don't want to know.

"Hey are we still up for our fantastical patronage tonight?"

by sonicfast June 2, 2007

Patronize

Getting extremely drunk by taking shots of vodka or rum, followed by shots of Patron.

A: Gurl, did you see how drunk Stella got last night?
B: Yea, I heard she took seven shots and then patronized.

A: OoO. Patronizing gets you fucked up! Amen to those who patronize.

by Chipothead July 25, 2011

Patrónize

(verb)

1. To have fun with Patrón.

2. Including Patrón in current activity.

3. To make something similar to Patrón in comparison.

(also patrónized, patrónizing, patrón, and other forms)

1. Me and Becky were gonna patrónize Alex's party tonight.

2. Becky Patrónized my grandmothers home last night.

3. If we just patrónize that party, it'll be so much more fun! LOL

by Awhstun Faraii August 29, 2011

patronize

If your name is Pat, adopt something or someone and make it your own.

I don't want to belong to you. Don't patronize me.

by blanche April 19, 2006