Parking Mirage

What seems like a great parking spot when you're in a rush, only to be already taken by a small car or motorcycle.

There was an amazing spot in the theater lot, but it turned out to be a parking mirage.

by Ivana Holdurbut March 29, 2010

Trailer Parking

A below average and trashy girl to stick your dick in for the short term but you wouldn't want to spend the night or revisit her anytime soon because she is true trailer trash.

After the bar closed Bob elected to go trailer parking rather than spend the $100 bucks and call a service.

by Harleyboy684 May 12, 2009

Meet me in the parking lot

It's the equivalent of saying "Fight me." or "Meet me in the bathroom."

"Deadpool is pansexual and anyone who says otherwise can meet me in the parking lot."

by A Mystery, motherfucker. July 6, 2018

Rockstar Parking

When you find an amazing parking spot in a crowded lot as if you were a Rockstar and it was saved just for you.

Passenger: Damn, there's crap load of people at Wal-Mart this morning

Driver: That's ok, cause... yup, got my Rockstar Parking right here.

Passenger: Lucky bastard.

by mschne7 June 15, 2009

Parking Vulture

Somebody who waits for a parked vehicle to move from a coveted spot only to move his vehicle to the same spot.

The parking vulture swooped into my spot when I left for lunch

by SlickVik August 16, 2010

parkingsons

When you forget where you left your car.

I popped into the supermarket to pick up some groceries but when I came out I came down with a real bad dose of Parkingsons. For the life of me I couldn't remember where I left my car.

by El Libero Eoghan November 30, 2015

Parking Lot Piece

When you get a piece of pussy in the parking lot.

Jason chad is getting him a parking lot piece.

by SlyDog1989 June 21, 2018