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parjungulate

1. (v). to cover up a glaring lack of understanding with bullshit.
2. (n). a verb used in the act of bullshitting somebody, whether to cover up a lack of knowledge or to fuck with them.
Example 1:
Fake Sports Reporter, to unknowledgeable Miami Heat fan: "So what are your thoughts on Jakaris Tavarson's play lately?"
Heat Fan: Oh yeah, he's been a monster around the rim lately. Best shot blocker in the NBA right now.
Sports Reporter: As a follow up, is it smart to parjungulate on national TV?

Example 2:
Person 1: These transition and emission weight matrices don't make any sense. Why is this math problem so hard?
Person 2: Well, see that's because your Charkovsky Distribution is all fucked up. Did you try parjungulate the mean?
Person 1: Fuck you.
by parjungulate9000 February 2, 2015
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Dirty Parody Names

A fake name derived from a sexual term or phrase where the words are manipulated and mispelled in order to make it look like a real person's name.
Jenna Tools is one of the newest dirty parody names.
by Straight from E-ville April 16, 2005
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paro

someone who is scared and/or paranoid
Yo...he doesn't wanna fight...he's paro.
by Tha Ambassador July 15, 2006
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parole hold

1:A word used by prisoners, or parolee to decribe
someone or something holding on to something for a
longtime; 2: Tight restrication, possesion of, to
hold on to something for a longtime.
1: A parolee in the free world might have many
restrictions, or tight guidelines placed on him.
Biff can't have a cellphone/ pager,or going into
Liquerstores. If he wants travel outside a 60 mile
radius of his home, he must notify his parole officer
Biff: " The Man has gotta Parole Hold on me!"
2: Bogarting a Joint.
"Chad has a Parole Hold on that joint!"
3: A controling girlfriend / or boyfriend.
Tad can't go out with the boys anymore,
Britney has a Parole Hold on him.
by v83image December 30, 2005
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Pussy parlour

a brothel in the USA. Especially in Navada and E.Texas.
My girlfriend told me that she knew of several brothels around her way. The locals call them Pussy parlours.
by Mammon August 1, 2006
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parjun

an unclean and generally rancid example of a human. The parjun is most recognisable from his ginger boufe. the parjun can be found squatting behind a laptop secreating odours not uncommon to that of the anal shpincture. This is commonly known as eau de rupert. its smell constitutes flavours such as pugwash, ciggarettes, urine, sweat, shit, and cheap deodrant. the parjun is the unfortunate product of the copulation of the parsen and the parjif.
by the anal sheep December 1, 2004
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parkus

pronounced pah-kiss, is money in a positive sense. Cash in your favor.
What kind of parkus did you make today?
$3000, thats some nice parkus there.
by Dienamik November 17, 2005
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