parkour

(n.) Bar-hopping, but exclusively to rooftop bars.

(v.) To bar-hop, exclusively seeking rooftop bars.
"Dude, Navy Yard in DC is the best place to parkour, hands down."
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Oh man dude check out that guy doing some hardcore parkour.
by jujupuff March 03, 2016
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Parkour

She was doing parkour when she turned a cartwheel on the parking block.
by Oof.itz.totally.Scarah December 19, 2022
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Parkour

The act of casually yeeting one's meat across 20 or more feet.
These fences are perfect for practicing parkour!
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Do you parkour bro?
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Paragraph parkour

Going from one topic to an entirely more insane topic in two paragraphs or less
My friend Johnathon went from ranting about an expensive action figure to killing the president so fast, he was doing paragraph parkour.
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parkour nut

A great meme because I'm an idiot and posted a video of me online of me doing stupid things because I thought I was really cool at the time
Nice year 12 jersey, what does it say?
It says parkour nut and it means that when I was 12 I stupidly posted a video of myself on YouTube of me doing parkour that is sooooooooo cringey and I hate myself for it
by Cuntkiller101 May 22, 2017
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