Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.

I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023

parasitic groping pretzel tree

: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.

B: What's going on over there?

C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.

A: *muffled chuckling*

by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010

Max, that little annoying parasite

An annoying parasite which feeds of people and annoys everyone it comes to contact with.

Bob: "Oh God , Max, that little annoying parasite messaged me again."
Jeff: "It was nice knowing you"

by Max the parasite July 5, 2020

Doom parasite

A parasite that typically uses a feline host, causing giant tentacles to sprout form the Doomcat’s back, so that the cat can kill things and lay eggs inside them, laying more Doom parasite eggs

Is Doom parasite on this menu? It’s my favorite.

by Chad Monke November 6, 2022

Parasite

Is a description of an ARK player called Wisearrow that sucks life/energy from a host or stronger creature.

A.K.A TheBummba

Bummba "Wise, want to go farm?"

Wise "yes lets farm"

Bummba will farm as hard as a busy bee, while Wise does nothing and gives his best impression of a parasite then tries to take credit for everything Bummba has done. Not only does he do this with Bummba but everyone because hes a selfish (lady part)

Wise "I farmed all this today on my own look at how much i've done!"

by Thebummba May 9, 2018

useless parasite

someone who leeches off society and is a waste of everybody's time

Jamie is an absolutely useless parasite

by littcorp March 10, 2023

Information parasite

Someone who always asks for information from other people instead of looking it up themselves.

She asked me all about the assignment. She's such an information parasite.

by Chrischras September 10, 2020