My friend came over for dinner. When she left she had a flat tire and asked that I come out to help her. The Wandering Russian was near with his kid and walked over to us, saw that when I went to remove the wheel nuts that the tire was moving. He said that we needed to put the emergency break on (which i asked her and she said she did). She opened up the car to prove it was in fact, on. Then he reached in and really put the break on. He then turned to me and said, "Never trust women when it comes to cars".
by iadas August 14, 2011
Get the Wandering Russian mug.When a man is having sex with a woman doggie style standing up and another woman is going down on your girl and your dick inadvertently comes out of her pussy and goes into her mouth.
We were at that party and I was fucking Ashley good from behind, when Amanda came over and started eating her pussy from the front. All at once my dick came out and bam, she got a Wandering Willie!
by SinfulJeff March 13, 2015
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Kristiansund parkering is the only company in norway that manages and goes in the red. they have 5 employees walking around thinking about burger king and sausage. in order to be employed as a parking guard, you must have been thrown out of the police academy and imprisoned at least 3 times. If you have been drunk, it is a plus.
by Kripos August 1, 2021
Get the kristiansund parkering mug.after looking up the info you need on Wikipedia, you click on random, interesting-looking links, reading new stuff, until you find yourself reading about something totally unrelated to your original subject.
i looked up "mickey mantle" on Wikipedia. when i was done, i clicked on "new york yankee players," then "world series champions," then on "brooklyn dodgers," then on "leo durocher," then on "laraine day" then on " famous mormons," then on "donny osmond," then on "tv stars of the 70's," then on "david soul", then on "starsky and hutch," then on "tv cars," then on "ford torino," then on "torino talledega," then on "richard petty," then on "stock car champions," then on "alan kulwicki," then on "famous persons from wisconsin," then on "jeffery dahmer," then on "serial killers," then on "howard unruh," then on "camden, new jersey," then on "campbell soup," and then i realized i had just wasted the last three hours wiki-wandering!
by earpuller September 12, 2009
Get the wiki-wandering mug.Something you guys aren't aware of, most gentlemen and older men know this. After a man and woman are done with sex the man gets up and prepares a warmed wet wash cloth by setting it in the microwave for 30 seconds. The man then comes back to where his partner lay and either passes the wash cloth to her where she wipes herself down, pampering and cleaning herself or he wipes the woman down, thereby Pampering the woman. Not only is this a sweet gesture for your partner, this also prevents UTI and maintains cleanliness.
Frido was a handsome man who loved pampering his woman after sex, for he knew how to keep her and she loved him even more for it.
by PumaTales November 28, 2017
Get the pampering mug.Bill: This club is great, but lets go to the bathroom for a sec.
Lisa: What for? U think I'm gonna fuck you or something?
Bill: I'm gonna be powdering your nose. U wanna try it?
Lisa: I could do a few lines.
Bill: Cool. Keep it on the DL, let's go
Lisa: What for? U think I'm gonna fuck you or something?
Bill: I'm gonna be powdering your nose. U wanna try it?
Lisa: I could do a few lines.
Bill: Cool. Keep it on the DL, let's go
by na na na na na April 13, 2011
Get the Powdering your nose mug.(n). A person who habitually rambles on while talking incoherently in an inaudible or soft tone of voice, often in a boorish monotone.
by Dave Hultgren February 26, 2004
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