when you cum on a person's face and punch them in both eyes. the resulting bruised and cum laden face is known as 'the panda'.
'I love a little bukkake session...I also like it rough. PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKING FACE!'
"AIGHT, BITCH" *Thwat* Thwat*
"Yeahhhh" *Looks into the mirror* "I look like Kung Fu Panda"
THE PANDA
"AIGHT, BITCH" *Thwat* Thwat*
"Yeahhhh" *Looks into the mirror* "I look like Kung Fu Panda"
THE PANDA
by Fo_Sho March 21, 2012
1) A panda is a black person that dresses, talks, and/or acts white and loves Asian things, e.g. manga, anime, etc.
2) A panda is a white person that dresses, talks, and/or acts black and loves Asian things, e.g. manga, anime, etc.
3) A lazy person that much like a panda is too lazy to have sex and just eats instead.
4) A social event not focused in search for sexual conquest but instead to consume giant amounts of alcohol. In other words getting shammered.
2) A panda is a white person that dresses, talks, and/or acts black and loves Asian things, e.g. manga, anime, etc.
3) A lazy person that much like a panda is too lazy to have sex and just eats instead.
4) A social event not focused in search for sexual conquest but instead to consume giant amounts of alcohol. In other words getting shammered.
1) Andre: Last night? I was was folding cloths while watching Naruto.
Deon: Panda.
2) Justin: Yo dawg you catch that bleach marathon on A.S. last night?
Bill : You're such a panda, dude.
3) Jenny: You want to have sex?
Jim: Nah. I just made tacos.
Jenny: Fucking panda!
4) Oh shit! This party is so panda.
Deon: Panda.
2) Justin: Yo dawg you catch that bleach marathon on A.S. last night?
Bill : You're such a panda, dude.
3) Jenny: You want to have sex?
Jim: Nah. I just made tacos.
Jenny: Fucking panda!
4) Oh shit! This party is so panda.
by OMFGPANDA September 10, 2010
by Marc50005 June 22, 2007
Racial slur for those of African descent
"Look at those damn pandas. Going to lower my property values."
"In the war of northern aggression, the yanks stole our pandas"
"In the war of northern aggression, the yanks stole our pandas"
by _cp3o April 20, 2016
Type of the Italian car brand Fiat called Panda. Nice cars but once you hit something with it, it will wrinkle and be compressed like you stand on a coke can.
"Watch out you cunt I'm driving a Panda!" "I'd like to have my coffin made out of wood and without weels..."
by jerry January 27, 2004
Slang term for genetal herpes. Looks Cute and cuddly on the outside, but "The Panda" can be mean and vicious.
1) I slept with this hot chick last night, but the bitch gave me the panda
2) Watch out for that slut. She has the panda...
3) I really want to sleep with this girl. But I think she has the panda
4) The panda is like a fruitcake. You get it at least once a year but you never want it
5) If you have it, The Panda is the gift that keeps on giving...If you want it or not...
2) Watch out for that slut. She has the panda...
3) I really want to sleep with this girl. But I think she has the panda
4) The panda is like a fruitcake. You get it at least once a year but you never want it
5) If you have it, The Panda is the gift that keeps on giving...If you want it or not...
by x_hunter_x March 11, 2011
man 1: man that girl is fiiiine
man 2: she is such a panda
man 1: you know you would hit it.
man 2: i know...
man 2: she is such a panda
man 1: you know you would hit it.
man 2: i know...
by zach89@gunit November 21, 2005