Lamon Palmer

1. An internet personality who's stories always start with amazing circumstances but ultimately end anti-climatically.

2. His stories may also start funny and end with an amazing trait.

1. Lamon Palmer is a master surfer but he can't show you because he never learned to swim.

2. Lamon Palmer's nickname is "Baby Shoes" because when he boxes, his footwork is so precise and delicate that it reminds audiences of the soft touch of baby shoes.

by King Donko of Punchstanium June 18, 2013

Carson Palmer

An NFL quarterback who plays for the Cincinnati Bengals and has potential to be one of the greatest, if not the greatest, in history. His ACL and MCL were torn on his first ever pass attempt in the playoffs. He will be back sometime in 2006 to kick the Steelers' asses.

{empty set} > Carson Palmer > Peyton Manning > Tom Brady > Michael Vick

by Weezer Ohio April 26, 2006

Palmer Tool

A device, usually a wire or pin, used to clean resin out of a clogged weed pipe

Yo Max pass me that Palmer tool, my one-hitter is clogged

by The_dawg June 4, 2019

Harold Palmer

An intoxicating beverage made by boiling marijuana in the same manner one would normally prepare tea.

Pothead1: Hey dude, you want to make some Harold Palmer?

Pothead2: No man, i already toked to much.

Pothead1: Ok. Hey dude, we should make some Harold Palmer!

Pothead2: Great idea man! I can't believe you didn't think of that earlier!

by Higgs October 9, 2012

Palmer Report

A clickbait online blog that attests almost daily that Trump will go to prison.

Hey did you hear the breaking news from the Palmer report? They said trump is going to prison

Haha that Bill Palmer is such a character

by holy guacomole June 28, 2021

Randy Palmer

Great drink made from mixing Mountain Dew and unsweetened Iced Tea

That Randy Palmer really hit the spot. I just love the bubbles.

by barclacc October 19, 2016

Palmer nelson

It relates with the full nelson. This is given by the leader of the pack or the bear. To lock your hands together behind someone's head while reaching from underneath the pits.

"She is so simple" Drunk guy One
"I bet you cant put her in a nelson tonight" Drunk guy Two
"The Palmer Nelson?" Drunk guy One.
"Yeaa..." Drunk guy Two
"Oh, that's a bet"

by The Smashcastle October 30, 2011