punch-kiss

when you are equal amounts of mad & turned on by someone

I was so mad at Shaun but he's such a good kisser...I really want to punch-kiss him

by bffwav October 11, 2010

Pense Punch

A slight tap, which is often misconstrued by the attacker to be a full on, climactic punch.

Robert: Dude, I heard you got hit by Daniel today!
Alex: Don't worry man, it was only a Pense Punch.

by DJ-Athens September 30, 2009

punching bean

The enlarged, penis shaped clit of a female bodybuilder who has taken too much testosterone.

Starla couldn't get off until I started slappin on that punching bean.

by Jawsmacky May 2, 2018

Nacho Punch

A super secret mega fist punch that if used correctly can knock out your opponent in one swing. Legend has it the technique was developed deep in the Andres Mountains for protection against the cryptid animal, the chupacabra

This dude stepped to me so I Nacho Punched him straight to the dome.

by Carson Daly's Dad September 12, 2013

punch the starfish

Anal sex.

The jayjay was closed so I decided to go ahead and punch the starfish

by Chadhcanterbury February 2, 2016

punching the hog

Aggressive masturbation

'Much of my youth was spent in my room punching the hog'

by chucky lavinder May 1, 2018

Run Punch

Blindsiding an unsuspecting douchebag or idiot with your fist after building momentum and launching from a full sprint.

Look at that loser wearing the VR headset. I just want to run punch that stupid smile off his face. He'll never see it coming!

by nateD21 January 29, 2021