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Potato

A person who is a spud. They have power and are well known, are able to get their thoughts and words to the masses. But what they say isn’t very intelligent or interesting.
There goes Eric Trump on Twitter again. He is such a potato. He kind of even looks like one.
by Fry Farmer May 24, 2019
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Potato

A slang term used when referring to a person who is mentally retarded. Also used when a normal person acts retarded.
"Dude, look at that potato running down the hall." or " You are acting like such a potato today!"
by SweetDysentery October 17, 2013
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Potato

Any girls who used social media for personal gain or to feel popular. Usually gets lots of likes, favorites, and retweets, but is secretly resented. Also fishes for compliments.
Jeez, Instagram is Potato Central tonight.
by Fresh Baller September 5, 2013
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Potatoes

Jezuz! look at the size of his potatoes!
by Big Homie 73 August 2, 2019
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Potato

The thing that replace my brain.... and it works perfect!
Noob:Got Milk?
Me: POTATO!!!!!
by Anusson Weener January 15, 2013
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potato

a starchy plant tuber that is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable
by Rob stallion December 18, 2015
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Potatoed

To get 'potatoed' or be in a 'potato' state usually refers to taking a slight overdose of MDMA caps or similar substance. One enters a state of potato or vegetable where the mind no longer references the regular world and only roots the munted state.
If entered in pairs or groups one can often only see the other participant as an actual raw potato on the couch, chair or public infrastructure.
"Fuck mate im potatoed!"
Jesus bruv... you are potatoed right now
by leopardskinpants January 21, 2015
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