Devils Porridge

Manfat, Semen.

Shes a good Girl - she loves the Devils Porridge!

by Gordon September 16, 2003

bollock porridge

Male sex piss

My bollock porridge went all over her face

by pudding and pie July 17, 2003

Pussy Porridge

Being scared to do something or not attempting something.

Oh come on hit that jump pussy porridge!

by iiTz R Y A N iX October 04, 2010

porridge rocket

The implement you spear the beef curtains with - see beef curtains

I slowly entered her beef curtains and deposited my dick cheese from the end of my porridge rocket.

by Dr P Diddy October 17, 2003

porridge muncher

To go down on (felate) your mate's (friend's) girlfriend or recently ex girlfriend.
(in that he may have consumed some of your semen).

You went down on my ex?
You're a porridge muncher!
You munched my porridge, ah ha. Porridge muncher.

Or
He went down on your girl?
What a porridge muncher.

by XSorXpire September 07, 2006

paggered porridge

An assortment of various queers churned spunk that dribbles out of a minceing anal cock-pit after he's been bummed daft and left in a heap like a cock gagging spunk dump

The little faggot cant walk straight and hes got paggered porridge oozing out of his busted sphincter

by Engleflange McMangletrumpet August 23, 2014

Prick Porridge

Cum,Semen,Jizz,man milk,sperm,spooge

i powerfully plunge my pulsing pecker into your poop producer, pulverizing your pancreas producing pain and pleasure, profusely propelling prick porridge

by BrenanC July 17, 2008