Taking a piss in a public bathroom.
Joseph was talking to Gillian about the Mexicans who through used toilette paper on the floor at work. In the middle of the conversation, Joseph stood up and said: "I'll be right back I need to water the porcelain."
by Funzie January 30, 2014
Get the water the porcelainmug. by Ninja Medic November 5, 2011
Get the Porcelain Paintingmug. Having diarrhea so bad it seems as though the fecal matter will permanently stain the porcelain toilet.
by Asmeister December 23, 2010
Get the marinatin' the porcelainmug. A ticktock trend in where teens are taking their parents porcelain, grinding it up to snort it as if it was a drug.
by Trashrat3 October 2, 2022
Get the porcelain Challengemug. When two homosexual men engage in violent fight sex in a bathroom stall, where the PLOWEE eats a previously SHAT turd left by the PLOWER, and the turd is covered in alcohol and then set on fire. The PLOWEE must eat everything, and lick the bowl clean all while being PLOWED unmerciful.
Ohhh Todd ! My man ass is wet and ripe for destruction, let’s hit the powder room and indulge in a porcelain flambe !!!!
by Little g money October 20, 2021
Get the porcelain flambemug. A long lasting and highly audible defecation induced by excess ingestion of vegetable and fruit matter, particularly the fiber content.
Example: I ate a whole bag of frozen blueberries, and ended up taking a mean porcelain growler that left me raw and shaking in the bathroom.
Example: I ate a whole bag of frozen blueberries, and ended up taking a mean porcelain growler that left me raw and shaking in the bathroom.
I ate too many blueberries, and had to take such a mean porcelain growler that my coworkers heard it in the communal kitchen.
by Asher327 January 7, 2015
Get the Porcelain Growlermug. The act of grabbing onto both sides of the toilet as if to life the toilet off the ground, to forcibly evacuate your bowels
by tonyamolly January 22, 2009
Get the porcelain pullmug.