marinatin' the porcelain

Having diarrhea so bad it seems as though the fecal matter will permanently stain the porcelain toilet.

I ate a bunch of bad food yesterday and was up all night marinatin' the porcelain

by Asmeister December 23, 2010

porcelain maid

A bisexual's wet dream

Person A: Who's porcelain maid?
Person B: A bisexual's wet dream

by MilfEnjoyer6969 May 13, 2023

porcelain pit

a toilet, typically with great depth to contain splash water.

Hey, I like how the new porcelain pit has tall walls for even the nastiest of dumps.

by nero11 February 27, 2008

browning porcelain

taking a shit, destroying the the bowl and leaving the skidmarks for the next occupant.

sam: whats up daz?
daz: someone has been browning porcelain!
sam: lol

by dirtywizard April 13, 2011

Porcelain Polio

When you defecate on the toilet for so long that your legs go numb and you can’t walk.

I was on the Facebook app when I was shitting, I was on the toilet so long that I had a terrible case of porcelain polio.

by Yhtomit Noswad November 20, 2017

Porcelain Elevator

The act of having a turd so long you have to stand up to actually shit the entire thing out.

Friend: Dude where have you been?

Victim: I just had a porcelain elevator.

Friend: A what?

Victim: I dont want to talk about it... by the way, you're out of toilet paper...

by MirrorsGrin May 3, 2012

Porcelain Painting

The process of having a bowel movement and inadvertently staining the side of the bowl.

I will be back in about 10 minutes, I need to go do some porcelain painting.

by Ninja Medic November 5, 2011