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water the porcelain

Joseph was talking to Gillian about the Mexicans who through used toilette paper on the floor at work. In the middle of the conversation, Joseph stood up and said: "I'll be right back I need to water the porcelain."
by Funzie January 30, 2014
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Porcelain Painting

The process of having a bowel movement and inadvertently staining the side of the bowl.
I will be back in about 10 minutes, I need to go do some porcelain painting.
by Ninja Medic November 5, 2011
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marinatin' the porcelain

Having diarrhea so bad it seems as though the fecal matter will permanently stain the porcelain toilet.
I ate a bunch of bad food yesterday and was up all night marinatin' the porcelain
by Asmeister December 23, 2010
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porcelain Challenge

A ticktock trend in where teens are taking their parents porcelain, grinding it up to snort it as if it was a drug.
Oh my god did you hear Dazai went to the hospital because he did the Porcelain Challenge!
by Trashrat3 October 2, 2022
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porcelain flambe

When two homosexual men engage in violent fight sex in a bathroom stall, where the PLOWEE eats a previously SHAT turd left by the PLOWER, and the turd is covered in alcohol and then set on fire. The PLOWEE must eat everything, and lick the bowl clean all while being PLOWED unmerciful.
Ohhh Todd ! My man ass is wet and ripe for destruction, let’s hit the powder room and indulge in a porcelain flambe !!!!
by Little g money October 20, 2021
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Porcelain Growler

A long lasting and highly audible defecation induced by excess ingestion of vegetable and fruit matter, particularly the fiber content.

Example: I ate a whole bag of frozen blueberries, and ended up taking a mean porcelain growler that left me raw and shaking in the bathroom.
I ate too many blueberries, and had to take such a mean porcelain growler that my coworkers heard it in the communal kitchen.
by Asher327 January 7, 2015
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porcelain pull

The act of grabbing onto both sides of the toilet as if to life the toilet off the ground, to forcibly evacuate your bowels
Man, I was crunchin' a grumpy so hard the other day I had to use the porcelain pull to get it out
by tonyamolly January 22, 2009
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