dine out at the poontang cafe

The act of orally stimulating the female genitals.

As soon as I get your knickers off, I'm gonna dine out at the poontang cafe all night long.

by nurseblade September 26, 2006

poontang

hair poontang

my poontang hairy

by Whitbourne October 24, 2019

Poontang

A word usually used by derelicts to describe the vagina

“I can’t wait to get some of that poontang tonight”
“Yeah tell me about it.”

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

poontang smacker

-One who can really please the clitoris.

-when one smacks a girls pussy during the act of intercourse

Girl 1: did you go out with that guy you met on Christian mingle last night
Girl 2: yeah but he was a huge poontang smacker which I enjoyed but a good Christian woman like me shouldn't be enjoying.

by Really tan shiba inu July 5, 2015

Poontang Pummel

When you really hate a bitch and want to knock them into the next dimension

That bitch Amy needs a poontang pummel

by Badbitchb23 January 20, 2024

Poontang

That one word for sex that is better than all the others. Probably because it is just so fun to say.

"Hey man, you gonna get some POONTANG tonight"
"I sure fuckin' hope so"

by Poontang669 June 5, 2018

poontang drought

When a man or gay female hasn't had any pussy for substantial amount of time.

-Bro, i really need to get laid. Like bad.
-Oh really, broseph? Are you in a poontang drought?

by the_wolfy March 14, 2014