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Pols

Secret, dark information that you don't want exposed. Personal things that you'd like to keep unrevealed. Often mischievous and troublesome things.
Person A: You used to .....
Person. B : *stops person A halfway between their sentence* Don't expose my POLS!
by Frgamzrn April 10, 2017
mugGet the Polsmug.

por/pol

Proof-Of-Reserves / Proof-Of-Liabilities

A company's proof of its cash and money on hand compared to its debt and financial liability.

Claimed to be invented by crypto-CEO Marshall Hayner.
Where's the por/pol for Metallicus Inc.? I thought the CEO said he invented it... so how do we know he's not misappropriating customer funds without por/pol?....
by midaswelby March 6, 2024
mugGet the por/polmug.

Pol

Pol: meaning 'humble' in latin. P= Perfect O=Out of this world L=Legend. Pol is probably the coolest guy around but he wont tell you that. He is the kinda of guy you want by your side when fighting off an army of 10,000 pygmies with poisen arrows. He can tell you what colour your underwear is by looking into your eyes. He is wanted in three countries by the authorities. He is wanted in 162 countries by most women. He can eat a cheeseburger in 1 bite. He can lick his own elbow and other peoples too. Scientists have said that he is so hot that he may be the main reason for global warming. His shit doesn't stink, in fact it smells like car polish. He was refused entry to the USA because his biceps were classed weapons of mass destruction. He is in the guiness book of world records for completing the most somersaults in a row (126,253). We spends: Mondays at orphanages, Tuesdays at homeless shelters, Wednesdays at retirement homes, Thursdays developing a cure for AIDS, Fridays playing racquet ball with Bono and Sting and Weeknds writing prize winning novels.
Person 1: is that pol???? he's so sexy
Person 2: I know, his biceps could take out a small african village with one finger
by Wazaaaaaaaaaa December 11, 2020
mugGet the Polmug.

Jean Pol

He is a shy guy with a very very very very very very very very large, long and thick dick, for real i still don't believe that size is even naturally possible. He is so intelligent and very good at maths. Anyway, never rely on capricorn nigg*s
Jean Pol has got a very long dic*
by Marc Giralt November 23, 2021
mugGet the Jean Polmug.

Pol Duran

Leaving a child without proper care, supervision, or support, often with other underage children
Don’t forget to hire a babysitter, you don’t want to pol duran that child
by The Gambler 805 May 11, 2024
mugGet the Pol Duranmug.

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