Facebook Poaching

The act of joining a group or adding a friend that you otherwise would not have done after looking at someone elses page.

Dude, I just saw that Bob just joined the "not being stabbed in the face" group on facebook. That's funny, I am so facebook poaching that!

by the Catalina wine mixer June 16, 2009

poach

Snowboarding term: to board in fresh, untouched powder.

Yo Phat Man! I be poachin' duh pow-Der while you jiss ridin' duh chair.

by Witchie-coo March 20, 2003

joke poach

when you tell your friend something funny and they then tell it to every one else to make them seem funny

tom hansen joke poaches all the time

by itslunchtime687 July 23, 2009

Poacher

Somebody who kills the fuck out of a joke. Nobody likes them, and so just insult them by calling them a poacher.

Ben: Wanna hear a joke?
Daniel: What?
Ben: Women's rights!
Daniel: ahaha
Aria: Lol, it's funny because women are ugly!

Ben: Stop being a dirty poacher.

by lolnosozlol January 1, 2012

Poach

Ski or snowboard term - the act of ignoring a trail closed sign to ski freshies

yo fuck that closed sighn im poachin all day today

by k-28 January 13, 2011

FB Friend Poacher

A FB user who searches their friend’s “Friends List” with the intention of seeking out new friends or looking for familiar shared friends. Some FB users consider this to be “stealing friends” and simply don’t like sharing.

Friend #1: "I can't believe she stole another friend of mine! Why can't she get her own friends and leave mine alone!"
Friend #2: "She is such a FB Friend Poacher!"

by Lolita75 January 14, 2010

poached eggs

Blowing your load into a belly button, then pissing on it.

Yeah, I heard Mike went to carnival last night and picked up a girl. I think he even said that he gave her poached eggs. He's quite the character.

by chief chuckabubba May 15, 2006