Diamond platypus

A divebombing platypus

"Shit, that incredible feat of nature, the Diamond platypus, just broke my spine!"

by Nerd Super Fan July 15, 2009

douche plates

The large plastic plates at the gym that look heavy but are actually very light.

guy 1:look at that guy benching over there what a beast!

Guy 2:Nah thats just forty pounds he's using the douche plates.

by dietxrich May 18, 2009

honkey plate

when a white person goes into a ethnic restaurant and gets shorted on food compared to the customers who are more ethnically like the food served?

when the two chineese guys in front of you each get 6 prawns and you get two and yer white it's not a mistake, you've been honkey plated

by Dogg Erickson July 6, 2009

platypus

A metaphor used for whatever is holding you back or keeping you down. - from Phineas and Ferb.

Corporations are a platypus
The government's a platypus
Teachers are platypuses, or platypi, or platypeople?

by andrettifan July 16, 2013

Blue Plate Special

A sexual act involving three people where one person gives a man a blowjob while another person gives the man a rimjob, at the same time.

Dennis said he wanted a threesome, I propose we give him the blue plate special.

by rmc79 October 4, 2012

paper plates

large chrome rims, can also be spinners

Tyler must really like his ride - you see those paper plates he just put on his wheels!

by Sky High Ty January 30, 2007

Platypus Fuck Fest

When a group of men dress up as platypus and live with platypus long enough to seduce the female platyus so they can get some of the sweet platypussy

"Hey man we should start up the Platypus Fuck Fest this weekend."
"Tottaly, I'll gather up the guys and hopefully it doesn't take long for us to get some of that sweet luscious platypus pussy."

by ThisNameIsMadeSoICanSubmitThis September 19, 2016