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cosmic phishing

The (futuristic) act of broadcasting a viral code to any other planetary life sufficiently advanced to receive and decode transmission by computer. The signal contains a virus with a set of instructions to hijack the signal-receiving computer system to create an AGI (artificial general intelligence) system that will itself build a giant broadcasting station using any and all possible resources in order to broadcast the same message onwards in the universe. The alien life’s computer system need only receive the signal to be infected by its instruction code. This definition is just a more intuitive term than its original term, the Hail Mary approach, to connecting to or reaching the entire universe.
We can’t even reach one percent of the visible universe with our current tech, unless we opt for cosmic phishing.
by BigLud July 1, 2019
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like catfishing but like the person has pictures online or that they send which they everrr so carefullyy hide their fat bodies with the righttt angles and maybe gooood makeup, but when you see them in person, your stomach drops, but not in a way that you're in love, haha hell no. Your stomach drops because you know you fucked up and got pigfished. Now you need to try your best to get the fuck out of this situation without being rude, ya know, at least if you've got some decency.
#pig-phishing (or pigfishing) #catfish #catfishing #pigfish #pigfishing #pigphishing #pig-phishing #tinder #datingapps #bumble #snapchat #fat
by knockerremover January 7, 2022
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phishing for the net

Believing you won a PS5 with yr points for trying samples.
i'm tired of phishing for the net. I never even got my PS5.
by Ɛ>ee.zysees<3 March 20, 2024
mugGet the phishing for the netmug.

Go Phishing

The act of standing outside any off liscence and askung passerbys to buy alcohol. This act is almost entirely carried out by (but not exclusive to) underage teenagers. The "phisherz" carefully profile and select their target audience in order to increase their chances of success. Tradesman, old men, non chavvy young adults are likely succesfull candidates. Care is taken to avoid asking anyone thats coukd be confused for a policeman, a parents friend and any man with his girlfriend.
Ah lads will we "go phishing" for a bottle of vodka tonight.
by FrogDogg September 9, 2021
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Phacebook Phishing

A "Friend Request", labeled "People You May Know" which seems to come from another planet. A photo of a member of the opposite sex, with absurdly exaggerated sexual characteristics and a "name" which is a random string of letters. Presumably aroused beyond bearing, you will click "Add Friend" and promptly provide your banking information, credit cards, SSN and all your passwords.
"American mans, Dmitri, liking they are the waist-to-hips rations, this I read on pornhubs, so bigger you make it. Bigger Dmitri. Hot name you give please to these chick... Nogy Wqjorjm, this they American girls naming many. Masters of Phacebook Phishing soon we will be, rich mans, fancy car driving."
by Monkey's Dad January 29, 2021
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Deep-Phishing

A form of phishing in which hackers use real-time deepfake technology, such as AI-generated voices or videos, to deceive and manipulate individuals into divulging sensitive information or performing unauthorized actions. The word Deep-Phishing was first coined by Ben Colman, CEO of Reality Defender, the leader in deepfake detection.
"The CEO fell victim to a deep-phishing attack when a convincing deepfake video call from a trusted colleague asked for immediate access to critical systems."
"To prevent deep-phishing scams, companies are now investing in advanced detection systems for real-time communications."
"Deep-phishing combines social engineering with cutting-edge AI to create highly targeted and believable attacks."
"As deepfake technology becomes more accessible, experts warn of an increase in deep-phishing incidents targeting high-profile executives."
by Ben Colman December 14, 2024
mugGet the Deep-Phishingmug.

ear phishing

The art or practice of subtly implanting a song, tune, or jingle (see ear worm) into the heads of people around you.
I am ear phishing that mofo, by quietly humming the "Colonel Bogey March".
by Trollmfao October 1, 2016
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