pelican cocaine

the situation in which a pelican like figure slips through your child's bedroom window on a warm night and attempts to steal your coke, but is too high to realise he is infact just stealing your salt

"We just got Pelican cocained! "
"No. We didn't. He took the actual coke"
"Fuck"

by Phaedrawithacamera December 29, 2016

pelican head

a name given to some-one who has put far too much gel in their hair in attempt to get a girlfriend

guy 1 "hey see Micheal his trying to get laid ha!"
guy 2 "Oh yeah how do you know?"
guy 1 "hes got a bit of a pelican head on him!"

by generalspicywiener19 December 8, 2010

Pelican Board

Similar to a spring board but relies upon the kinetic energy of pelicans instead of springs.

"The installation of pelican boards in all our new swimming pools has brought much joy to the formely unemployable pelican population of our ficticious city" ~ The Mayor of a fictional city

by Chester K Rabbit Chaser September 12, 2003

Pelican Nutslinger

The Pelican Nutslinger can only be performed during a threesome involving two men and a woman.

When one of the men grabs the other one's nuts tearing them down as far as possible and releasing a huge dump himself.
The way the scrotum looks afterwards, is exactly the same as the Pelican's throat pouch.

You gotta see his face, after I pelican nutslingered him!

by johnelbow April 7, 2010

pelican waddle

the flabby-flapping underarm of an older woman

holy crap look at the pelican waddle on that broad!

by icyroad March 5, 2011

Pelican muncher

Something that munches on Pelicans.

Omg, he's such a pelican muncher

by XTheSpookyKidsX June 22, 2016

Pelican Brief

Loosely based off the movie the Pelican Brief. It’s the name of an unknown rapper who hails from East Sacramento. Known for this vulgarq humor and simplistic beats.

Yo, that new Pelican Brief album East Sacramento was lit.

Did you pick up a copy of Pelican Briefs EP East Sacramento at Starbucks today?

by lil G-40 April 20, 2018