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pearl harbor

When you hoist up on the walls of a bathroom stall and hold yourself up. Then you bomb your shit into the toilet, hoping to hit your target. Best done in a non-handicap stall.
Bobby got a hall pass from his teacher and left the classroom. On his way to the bathroom, he remembered that it was December 7th. In honor of Pearl Harbor Day, Bobby opted to commemorate the occasion in a special way. He hoisted himself up on the walls of the bathroom stall, holding him self up with his ripped abs. Bobby let his missiles loose in a glorious Pearl Harbor, all but one missing the target, leaving a royal mess around the toilet. It was so bad, that Bobby had to sneak into the next stall to clean himself up. As he left the stall, he heard Mr. Garrison scream, "what the hell?" Bobby reminded him that it was Pearl Harbor day and together they shared a moment of silence in remembrance.
by Aardvark Nineteen February 15, 2017
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Pearl Harbor

When a flock of geese fly overhead start shitting simultaneusly
Person 1: "hey Bert, aren't birds just so cool?"

Person 2: "yeah Ernie, I always thoug...
*geese fly overhead and start shitting simultaneously*
Both: "OH FUCK NOT PEARL HARBOR!"
by Jack Handelson January 29, 2017
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Pearl-Harbor

1) To catch an unsuspecting individual(s) by surprise
2) To catch someone on a lie and expose them when they least expect it
"They all think I don't know anything, wait until I Pearl-Harbor their asses."
by KURUMA February 1, 2017
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Pearl Harbor

“Becky, are we not Facebook friends anymore? I’ve been looking for your profile and can’t find you!” - Jeremy

“I’d hate to break it to you, but I decided to Pearl Harbor you on Facebook. You kept commenting on my posts and it got extremely annoying!” - Becky

“Geez, I’m sorry! I was just trying to be a friend! Can we let bygones be bygones?” - Jeremy
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
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rolling pearl harbors

When a series of catastrophic events strike at one's life mercilessly, relentlessly, and leave one with kamikaze impulses.
Billy was so fuckin blown away by the ill fortune that came his away suddenly -- verily, it was like rolling pearl harbors -- that we huddled and pitied the next relationship he got into. She would pay, whoever she was -- and pay.
by barleycorn July 22, 2022
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Reverse Pearl Harbor

The bombing of Nagasaki and Hiroshima.

"Reverse Pearl Harbor" because it was the US's retaliation after the attack on Pearl Harbor therefore the saying "Reverse Pearl Harbor"
Person 1: Your literally mexican bro shut up
Person 2: keep playin wimme bruh ima pull a reverse pearl harbor on u
by Yorkie_dim December 22, 2020
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Pearl Harbor

Pearl Harbor - verb - to shoot pearls of giz on an unsuspecting victim when she doesn't even realize you are in the room.
I sneaked in and shot a load on my personal trainers back while she was watching tik tok videos. She never saw it cumming, I totally pearl harbored her."
by Mr E Texas March 15, 2023
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