Pearl Harbor Barber

When you're on top of a girl having anal sex in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.

Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.

That bitch gave me a Pearl Harbor barber, so I dirty sanchezed her meat wallet!

by dirty raul September 3, 2014

pearl harbor

When you hoist up on the walls of a bathroom stall and hold yourself up. Then you bomb your shit into the toilet, hoping to hit your target. Best done in a non-handicap stall.

Bobby got a hall pass from his teacher and left the classroom. On his way to the bathroom, he remembered that it was December 7th. In honor of Pearl Harbor Day, Bobby opted to commemorate the occasion in a special way. He hoisted himself up on the walls of the bathroom stall, holding him self up with his ripped abs. Bobby let his missiles loose in a glorious Pearl Harbor, all but one missing the target, leaving a royal mess around the toilet. It was so bad, that Bobby had to sneak into the next stall to clean himself up. As he left the stall, he heard Mr. Garrison scream, "what the hell?" Bobby reminded him that it was Pearl Harbor day and together they shared a moment of silence in remembrance.

by Aardvark Nineteen February 15, 2017

Reverse Pearl Harbor

The bombing of Nagasaki and Hiroshima.

"Reverse Pearl Harbor" because it was the US's retaliation after the attack on Pearl Harbor therefore the saying "Reverse Pearl Harbor"

Person 1: Your literally mexican bro shut up
Person 2: keep playin wimme bruh ima pull a reverse pearl harbor on u

by Yorkie_dim December 22, 2020

Pearl Harbor Boy

A word that is used to describe that one chink in your class whos smart as fuck and keeps to himself. Usually said by a person called Ashytyn in a certain physics class.

1. Yo does anyone have the answer to the labs?
2. Nah
1. Pearl Harbor Boy! Get your ass over here and help us with the work.
2. Alright, *Does the work*
1. Doing Gods work you fuckin chink

by ThatNIGGAChris1235 March 11, 2024

Pearl Harbors

A Japanese woman with huge tits/bombs. Can be applied to any Asian woman with big tits. Usually a rare sight.

Hey Joe check out that chick! Man you don't see that very often. You're right John, She has a serious set of Pearl Harbors!!!

by HORNET CHOW May 23, 2025

Pearl Harbor

When a flock of geese fly overhead start shitting simultaneusly

Person 1: "hey Bert, aren't birds just so cool?"

Person 2: "yeah Ernie, I always thoug...
*geese fly overhead and start shitting simultaneously*
Both: "OH FUCK NOT PEARL HARBOR!"

by Jack Handelson January 29, 2017

Pearl Harbor Snack

A snack popular in Hawaii around the time Pearl Harbor happened.

Is that spam and rice? What a great Pearl Harbor snack.

by jnater April 30, 2025