bathroom panic

The painful, very sudden awareness that if one does not get to a toilet quickly, one might crap oneself. Sometimes accompanied by loud abdominal sounds and goosebumps.

In the midst of going down on his girlfriend, Gregg abruptly ran to the bathroom, as he was overcome with bathroom panic.

by Surlygirl July 13, 2006

Panic Dump

Inadvertently shitting yourself due to fear and/or nervousness.

Before my bloody jack performance at the local pavilion I took a panic dump…then I beat the fuck out of your mom.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 23, 2004

panic attack

A panic attack is basically one of the worst things that anyone could ever experience. If you are having a panic attack you feel nauseas, very hot like you have a fever, feel like you have to go to the bathroom, and feel very scared/worried all at the same time.

Panic attacks are some of the worst things that you could ever experience.

by Jnelsonmarka October 1, 2006

panic attacks

An attack of anxiety, Usually with a feeling that something bad is about to happen, the person feels out of control.

'I have a panic attacks when i try and go in elavators'

by Pink_Misfit June 12, 2006

Gay Panic

Mark Lee

mark lee is the definition of gay panicking

by Kevin Tommo August 17, 2020

Panic smoking

When you're in a bait situation but need to smoke a cigarette, so you smoke it as fast as you can before getting caught

*text message*
Josh: hey where are you?
Saff: on the school hill panic smoking but don't come over here else you'll draw some attention

by chickennnsoup November 1, 2015

Signature panic

When the pressure of having to replicate your own signature - usually on a new credit card or when paying for an expensive item - is so great, the resulting panic produces an unrecognisable scrawl

- That bank clerk really scrutinised that withdrawal slip, didn't she?

- I'm not surprised. I totally screwed up when she asked me to sign it. I got signature panic!

Or:

- Sign here, sir
- Ah, jeez, let me do that again will ya. Damn signature panic!

by guy_interruptd December 17, 2009