paddle pop

when a guy fucks a guy or girl in the ass and makes him/her suck his shit covered penis after.

bitch! come here and let me fuck ur ass... if you're good i'll give you a chocolate paddle pop when were done.

by mado as September 4, 2006

Doggy Paddle

sex term: This begins by tittie-fucking a fine young lady, preferrably with double D's. After giving her a pearl necklace you then drop a cleveland steamer on her chest and proceed to rub it in by dragging your ass on her chest as a dog would drag his ass on the carpet. Usually performed by Germans.

Becky had a freaky German shizer fetish, so I gave her the doggy paddle and had her scrubbin her chest for a week.

by c-dog February 22, 2004

paddle boating

The extreme outdoor sport. Usually resulting in boat ramming and intense competitiveness. Builds great calf and quad muscles which usually implies the paddle boaters are unusually good looking.

Johnny: "I went paddle boating yesterday."
Anna: "Wow, I want you."

by JohnDeer June 17, 2007

battle-paddle

To row with unnecessarily high pressure during the rest interval between rowing pieces, esp. to make small gains on an opponent.

When we built into the first three-minute piece, the other boat battle-paddled and gained a seat on us before the piece even started. Cheaters.

by TimV April 14, 2008

Paddle Boating

When someone masturbates.

I had a nice session of paddle boating last night.

by Andrea E September 18, 2007

soggy paddle

A sweaty ballsack sagging and sticking to your leg.

Mid June in East Texas is soggy paddle primitive.

by Adam Shakira May 5, 2014

Cock Paddled

The female equivalent of being "Pussy Whipped."

Abandons her friends and makes excuses to be with her man.

Annette: OMG, STACY! You always leave me for him... you are so cock paddled.

Stacy: Like OMG, not even, we just have the flu again... and we have homework to do.

by pervyninja January 4, 2012