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florida ounces

reddit post posted on February 7, 2022 by snapwillow ironically on r/nostupidquestions that went ridiculously viral on the platform.

"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.

I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."
"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."
by OKAY THEN KGG February 24, 2022
mugGet the florida ouncesmug.

Big Ounce

some cool prarie dog that died rip (November 2023)
Person 1: Yo! Did you hear that Big Ounce died?
Person 2: No....
by some yankee fan November 28, 2023
mugGet the Big Ouncemug.

low key an ounce

Those two guys over there are low key an ounce
by Danbhap February 12, 2018
mugGet the low key an ouncemug.

a little bounce to the ounce

Gloria has a little bounce to the ounce, she's a great dancer, and she's good people.
by pentozali May 14, 2013
mugGet the a little bounce to the ouncemug.

noodle-ounce

The amount of fluid needed to prevent flaccidity in a male erection.
That dude must need 14 noodle-ounces to fuel his garfield.
by flaccidfox January 2, 2012
mugGet the noodle-ouncemug.

Colorado Ounce

A "Colorado Ounce" is an ounce of marijuana composed of four individual quarter ounces of different strains of marijuana, named for the Colorado state recreational marijuana purchasing laws regarding out-of-state citizens, which often require a person to visit four different recreational marijuana shops, purchasing a quarter ounce from each, in order to leave the state with a full ounce of marijuana.
"I just picked up a Colorado Ounce from San Luis, let's smoke!"
"Let's drive up to Colorado and grab a couple COz's!"
by person on her bus May 30, 2017
mugGet the Colorado Ouncemug.

Big Ounce

A white street nigga who weighing over 300lbs
Ayo my nigga big ounce caping that shorty.
by Bari6969 October 12, 2020
mugGet the Big Ouncemug.

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