noodle-ounce

The amount of fluid needed to prevent flaccidity in a male erection.

That dude must need 14 noodle-ounces to fuel his garfield.

by flaccidfox January 2, 2012

More Bounce To The Ounce

More bounce
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Much more bounce
More bounce to the ounce
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More bounce to the ounce
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On the dance floor, baby
Get down, mama, yeah
Get on the dance floor, baby
I never ever, ever seen a sexy girl like you, baby
Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee
Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Shake it, mama
Shake it, mama
More bounce to the ounce
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More bounce to the ounce

More bounce to the ounce
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On the dance floor
Mama, get down, baby, yeah
Ooh... wee
Ooh-wee
Ooh-wee
Ooh-wee
Ooh-wee
On the dance floor
Baby, get down, mama
More bounce to the ounce
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Shucks baby
Mmm, shucks
Moree...
Much more bounce
Bounce to the ounce
Ah...
More bounce to the ounce
Give you more bounce to the ounce
Give you more bounce to the ounce
More bounce to the ounce (shucks)
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by Death Menace March 5, 2023

Every ounce of blood

Is not, in fact, on Hamas. The blood that Hamas spilled is on Hamas and the blood Israel is spilling is on Israel. Hey, how do you know you're not blowing up the hostages?

Hym "I mean, every analogy I could make here seems like low-hanging fruit... Actually, YOU could probably think up an analogy that I could make right now were someone does something objectively wrong to me, I kill a bunch of people, whose hands is the blood on? Probably NOT the guy whose action is the impetus for me murdering people. I don't think that would fly. Definitely wouldn't keep me out of prison. THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO! 'Hym analogy simulator!' You pick an impetus for my homicidal rage and then you pick an act of violence I commit in response to it and then we run it trough an algorithm to determine whether or not it's justifiable or, better yet, who every ounce of blood is 'on' (conceptually). And then I get 1 million dollars... Yep. That's a good plan."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2023

Big Ounce

some cool prarie dog that died rip (November 2023)

Person 1: Yo! Did you hear that Big Ounce died?
Person 2: No....

by some yankee fan November 28, 2023

Mexican Ounce

For the record, an ounce is 28.3495 grams, not 28.5. The above definition of a mexican ounce is otherwise correct.

This guy uses mexican ounces, so that gram you just bought is really only .8 grams...

by hoe dot hoe September 24, 2023

Big ounce

Professional street nigga

"Hey look big ounce is coming over to woop your ass"

by Biggy H November 27, 2020

bounce by the ounce

a cocaine infested bald man in a club dancing like nobodys watching! you would think that he is extremely high but the shocking truth is that he is not on drugs or anything

me: bounce by the ounce
him: oh no that that drugie

by abudbhdqbwhjerdbgy3bqjk3e June 20, 2022