florida ounces

reddit post posted on February 7, 2022 by snapwillow ironically on r/nostupidquestions that went ridiculously viral on the platform.

"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.

I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."

"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."

by OKAY THEN KGG February 24, 2022

Big Ounce

some cool prarie dog that died rip (November 2023)

Person 1: Yo! Did you hear that Big Ounce died?
Person 2: No....

by some yankee fan November 28, 2023

low key an ounce

He/she/the’re actually sexy af

Those two guys over there are low key an ounce

by Danbhap February 12, 2018

a little bounce to the ounce

Pleasantly plump.

Gloria has a little bounce to the ounce, she's a great dancer, and she's good people.

by pentozali May 14, 2013

noodle-ounce

The amount of fluid needed to prevent flaccidity in a male erection.

That dude must need 14 noodle-ounces to fuel his garfield.

by flaccidfox January 2, 2012

Colorado Ounce

A "Colorado Ounce" is an ounce of marijuana composed of four individual quarter ounces of different strains of marijuana, named for the Colorado state recreational marijuana purchasing laws regarding out-of-state citizens, which often require a person to visit four different recreational marijuana shops, purchasing a quarter ounce from each, in order to leave the state with a full ounce of marijuana.

"I just picked up a Colorado Ounce from San Luis, let's smoke!"
"Let's drive up to Colorado and grab a couple COz's!"

by person on her bus May 30, 2017

Big Ounce

A white street nigga who weighing over 300lbs

Ayo my nigga big ounce caping that shorty.

by Bari6969 October 12, 2020