Let my nuts hang

Means to shoot your gun and let the bullets fall where they fall.

When I bang, I let my nuts hang

by Lolo 26 July 30, 2022

Suck my nuts through a bendy straw

It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.

Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

by CianD_05 April 20, 2021

My right nut

Not the left one

2k Kwame : my right nut hurts
Finn: you mean the left one
2k Kwame : no I mean the right one

by 2k quani October 17, 2016

bite my nuts you moronic putz

"Bite my nuts you moronic putz," is an epithet used on people raiding apricot orchards in Israel.

Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"

He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.

by scodder May 28, 2010

my left nut

not the right one

Hey my left nut hurts!
You mean your right one?
No, I mean the left one!

by augris May 27, 2009

my left nut

literally, someone's left nut

bro, you lookin like my left nut

by meh left nut September 12, 2016

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."

Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009