oh my god its jason bourne 

Relating to the meme, "Sword guy Jason Bourne meme!" Usually used when something is unusual.

A chemical reaction in a science lab. "It exploded! Oh my god, it's the work of Jason Bourne!" oh my god its jason bourne

oh my god its jason bourne by OJAX1 January 20, 2017

oh my god they killed kenny

you bastard…

*kenny dies*
stan “oh my god they killed kenny”
kyle “you bastards!!”
kyle * shakes fist*

oh my god they killed kenny by thecoon69cartman July 22, 2021

Don't "Oh My God" me. 

It's when you have a heated argument with another person, and he/she keeps telling you 'oh my God', by implying that they don't want to hear you speak, is when you use the Don't "Oh My God" me, which means you are right, and the person should listen whether he/she likes it or not.

Jennifer: Stop talking and listen to me. He is mine, and you should leave him alone.

Candy: Oh my God, when will you shut up about this?

Jennifer: Don't "Oh My God" me.... you know I'm right about this. He loves me, not you.

Don't "Oh My God" me. by W for Whatever-Man February 27, 2013

Oh my god I've just had a BLOW THROUGH 

Blow through

When you fart and half of your insides coming flying out after it, making quit a mess.

When you pass some gas (gassy ass) & a lump follows - which hits the
back of your pants like a bullet..

Hey man, you eat that curry your gonna have a mighty blow through..

Hey man, you eat that curry your gonna have a mighty blow through..

Oh my god I've just had a BLOW THROUGH by Mrs Stevo July 1, 2005

Oh My God Confession 

Pronounced: Ohh mah gawd con-fesh-shun.
Usually in a mocking way.

Used when someone confesses an embarassing story or detail, that is actually rather stupid and not that embarassing.

The lowest form of irony.

Also, oh my god concession, oh my god infection, oh my god perception, oh my god recession, oh my god depression, oh my god erection, and etc.

Commonly used in tween magazine Dolly.

"And then I totally realised my crush was watching!!"

"... Oh my god confession..." *who cares bitch*

Oh My God Confession by xx.Ghetto.Gal.xx March 28, 2010

Oh my God 

An exclamation of extreme shock or surprise... but only valid when the word God is capitalized.

"Oh my God Doug... I can't believe you didn't capitalize the word God"!

Oh my God by Maxo888 February 27, 2014

oh my god 

an exclamation used during anal sex

oh my god, my ass is bleeding
oh my god, that's in my butt

oh my god by 315 & T-Dog! February 28, 2003