Skip to main content

octopus

1. An afro after it has gotten wet

2. An awesome creature under the sea.
"omg! your afro is like an octopus!"

On a boring nature program, I saw an octopus. Then the program wasn't boring any more!
by shuttershades July 7, 2010
mugGet the octopus mug.

Octopussing

Octopussing is the term you use when you stack 2 women on top of each other and proceed to have sex with them while all 8 of their limbs are squirming around like an octopus.
Austin took home 2 women from the bar and proceeded with octopussing them all night long.
by Thomas Ptak December 28, 2018
mugGet the Octopussing mug.

Octopus Sashimi

Best food ever. It is a thin slice of raw octopus, it can be a little chewy but if prepared properly it is a delicacy.
A: What are you eating?
B: Octopus sashimi.
A: I'm uncultured and a chicken, I think it sounds gross.
B: More for me.
by jellybeansftw April 3, 2010
mugGet the Octopus Sashimi mug.

Octopussiest

(pronounced oct-to-puss-e-est) A person (or a group of people) who make squirming motions on their cheeks with their fingers and make incomprehensible noises with their mouths.
"What's that over there, that thing at table six? She's causing a commotion"
"Oh, she's an Octopussiest. She always does that crap."
by ny00m_ April 13, 2015
mugGet the Octopussiest mug.

Octopuss

It's like fingering a girl in the vagina exept you use 4 fingers and wiggle them around like octopuss legs
by ~Its_Me~ July 17, 2016
mugGet the Octopuss mug.

octopussy

(noun) pussy with 8 holes
damn that bitch got an octopussy!”
by boneslol March 13, 2021
mugGet the octopussy mug.

octopus claws

When you're holding a cat and they suddenly sprout claws from every limb, usually when they know what's coming and they don't like it
I went to take my cat inside and she went all octopus claws
by iglesia1995 May 16, 2008
mugGet the octopus claws mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email