objectively gay

When someone who is not necessarily homosexual expresses an attraction towards someone of the same sex, but then clarifies they're being objective

The main actor in that film is hot as hell, if I'm being objectively gay.

by rock mcpebblestone July 4, 2023

Objectively good to everyone else

And it isn't that it doesn't mean anything to everyone else. All of the derivatives are critically acclaimed.

Hym "No. It's objectively good to everyone else. I have the best taste. Objectively. Better than everyone else. The things I like and the reasons I like them are better than the things everyone else likes and we now have an observable metric by which we can judge my taste and can conclude that it's better than everyone. Women, TV, Drugs, Food. I'm the ultimate taste-haver! I'm like that guy from the french detective show who smells real good. Except for taste. But not, like, physically tasting things... Just like... Having taste IN things. You could make a detective show about THAT actually. I could solve crimes and throughout the episodes I would, like, suggest things to people like 'You should try the steak tartare' and the guy would be like 'Oh shit, wow! That is pretty good! You must know a lot about cooking or whatever.' And I'd be all 'Nah dawg, I just got really good taste- WAIT! I found a clue! It was the butler all along!' But the butler doesn't want to go down without a fight KAPOW! KAPOW! KAPOW! Cracked his ass! But wait! He's wearing Kevlar! Oh no! Secret bookcase tunnel! He escapes! He's like a Moriarty or something! I'll get you next time Moriarty-Butler!"

by Hym Iam October 11, 2023

fucking objectively

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"for crying out loud learn the definition of fucking objectively"

by SirManface September 16, 2025

I Think... Objectively

I think implies that what you're saying is a subjective statement.

Hym " 'I think... objectively' makes that sentence an oxymoron Charlie. It's not a thought for me, Charlie. I am."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

Objectivley

An opinoin, usually on a very subjective topic

The witcher 3 is objectivley the best game ever made

by Pidgeon-Hunter October 17, 2020

objectivist

When a man sticks his penis into a woman sideways.

Kyle pulled the best objectivist sex move I've ever seen.

by Jim Dodger April 29, 2022

Objectivity Demarcation Problem

The core challenge in science and philosophy: how to distinguish an objective claim (true independent of observers) from a subjective one (dependent on a point of view). Since all observation is theory-laden and filtered through human senses and instruments, pure objectivity might be an impossible ideal. The "problem" is that every method we create to ensure objectivity (double-blind trials, peer review) is itself a socially constructed process. We demarcate the objective as that which survives these constructed filters, but the line is always provisional.

Example: "Two scientists saw the same data curve. One called it random noise; the other, a significant signal. The Objectivity Demarcation Problem is that their prior beliefs—their subjective 'priors'—dictated where they drew the line. Their argument wasn't about the data, but about where to place the demarcation between objective pattern and subjective illusion. Even statistics, our tool for objectivity, requires a subjective choice: the p-value threshold."

by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026