Necis Orcus

Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we fuckin’ go
Rawr

x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm (Ooh)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your bulgy-wulgy
Kissies and lickies your neck (Mmh)
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest (Yuh)
I be (Yeah) gettin’ thirsty

Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long, uwu, please adopt me
Paws on your bulge as I lick my lips (UwU, punish me please)
'Bout to hit 'em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin')
- Necis Orcus 2020

Person 1: New phone who dis?
Person 2 (if Necis): is Necis Orcus ;)
Person 2 (if !Necis): Me, Who you?

by Necis Orcus December 22, 2020

Fa'otusia

Fa'otusia (AKA sia) she is the best person you will ever meet she brings such goods vibes and can always make you laugh, she is literally THE BESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT and if you have a friend or find someone with the name....... WIFEYYYYYYYY MATERIALLLLLLLLLLLLLL no joke. she is amazing, she might be dirty minded but she is a trust worthy person and will stay with you forever. she will never stab you in the back and is truly a pure and kind soul.

NEVER LET HER GOOOOOO
TRAP HER IN YOUR BASMENT IF YOU HAVE TO.

someone "oh yeah i know Fa'otusia"
me: "NEVER LET HER GOOOO ISTG"

by heyya<33333 March 7, 2022

Purposefully obtuse

When you ask questions or do something, just for the sake of doing it without any real purpose.

the child was asking so many questions his friend said he was being purposefully obtuse

by anonymous March 15, 2023

Purposefully obtuse

when you are being stupid or unclear on purpose- to cause trouble or confusion. can also be condradictory

kid: i did my homework but i didnt do my homework
teacher:stop being Purposefully obtuse

by No1CheeseBall February 7, 2024

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 29, 2025

Being obtuse

No you didn't do that and you're not acting in accordance with anything I've said and ir is no more criminal than what is actively happening to me and has been happening to me since before this started. So fuck you. You're a piece of shit. And I hope you fucking die today. Oh! And you kids. Also your kids too. THEY are also THAT. 💩 👈 That's your kid. A poop.

Hym "No you did not you're being obtuse because you didn't like the other thing I said and Sam Sedar wouldn't be repeating the shit I say aloud in my home if you didn't have some sort of ability to surveil me and THAT is criminal. So you don't give a fuck about crime or stopping it and you're gonna CAUSE it in a second if you don't stop BEING obtuse you fucking clown. It's not even about the money at this point. If I wanted easy money I could feed Joe Rogan's daughters into one of those AI build-your-own chat-bots that claim they can make it look like anyone make an app and then sell it on the Google store for 1.99 a pop. Call it 'Filthy slut daughter AI chat bot.' It's a working title but it really captures the essence of what we are all about. So I don't doubt that I can make easy money. This is not about easy money. You want me doing this to harm me and it isn't. It isn't happening naturally so you are trying to make that happen with your silence. Selective silence and being obtuse when you do talk about it. So fuck you. You know what you're doing there and you know you're a piece of shit for doing it."

by Hym Iam November 15, 2025

Wand of Orcus

A giant penis that brings about someone's destruction.

He used the Wand of Orcus and she will never be the same.

by Wicket24 September 13, 2021