Someone who selfishly exploits or takes full advantage of any situation involving free food or items.
The opportunistic omnivores in the office will eat anything we leave unattended in the kitchen, and now those opportunivores have eaten all the Christmas cookies.
That opportunistic jerk took all the free condoms from the clinic, they're such an opportunivore.
That opportunistic jerk took all the free condoms from the clinic, they're such an opportunivore.
by Knickerbøcker November 30, 2009
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Someone who always goes to social gatherings, irregardless of whether they are friends with the host/people going or if the gathering will be dry as a desert. They will always be there.
Someone who always goes to social gatherings, irregardless of whether they are friends with the host/people going or if the gathering will be dry as a desert. They will always be there.
Sam: Hey, is Sarah going to Matt's party tonight?
Tom: Yeah, she goes to everything. She's such an oppertunity whore!
Tom: Yeah, she goes to everything. She's such an oppertunity whore!
by Selective oppertunist April 11, 2010
Get the Oppertunity Whore mug.A situation in which a person is allowed to join others in 'getting nice.' This could include playing a round of Halo 3, drinking Night Train, or smoking an L.
Bro 1: "Yo, lemme get in on this Halo action..."
Dick : "Nah kid, get in next round."
Bro 2: "Fuck that bro, it's an equal opportunity fag drag."
Dick : "Nah kid, get in next round."
Bro 2: "Fuck that bro, it's an equal opportunity fag drag."
by Miso Guy November 18, 2007
Get the equal opportunity fag drag mug.Someone following the "high-everything diet", i.e. high-fat, high-carb, and high-protein, without any restriction on calories or macro-nutrient ratios. Could be a competitive eater, big body-builder, or just a normal person who will eat anything.
by rensielk March 27, 2009
Get the opportunivore mug.Ryan: Ben wasnt a big Ravens fan until he got a ticket to the skybox for every home game.
Mike: Yeah he's just a Fan of Opportunity.
Mike: Yeah he's just a Fan of Opportunity.
by JohnnyFleekins September 23, 2005
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by mr_chamale July 19, 2011
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