obese beast

An overweight beast that has crossed the threshold between general fatness and obesity. Monstrous appetites, disproportionate dimensions, and a craving for twinkies are all typical characteristics of obese beasts. Mobility is often restricted in these animals and resort to rolling as a form of transportation.

Eric: John stop feeding my already overweight dog
John: Why? It isn't _that_ fat!
Eric: Are you kidding!? It is such an obese beast!

by dark2k1 March 10, 2008

Obese Head

Person with a head that is exetremly large and shaped, with hair to match, like a pineapple.

Ross Innes the crazy cowboy from cumbernauld has an Obese Head. Ross innes is known as "Head Zeppelin" by his friend and suffers from the rare condition known as "Swollen Head Syndrome".

by Rooster Bob April 21, 2009

obese anorexic

One who is exceptionally thin, but eats as if there is no tomorrow.

"Joseph and Scott are such obese anorexics-greedy bastards."

by Corfits December 12, 2006

OBESE POLICE

agents or agencies that enforce and discipline people(s) who participate in sexual contact with obese or "fat" people(s).

"Nigga if you don't get yo ass off that sack of fat pussy i'm gonna holla at the obese police"

by feedmefeedmefeedme(no homo) December 18, 2008

Obese person

A obese person is a person who eats bags and bags of chips all day and eats 1,000 burgers and sharts and burps in their bed all day and usually have massive rolls of fat and are entirely dependent as they are physically fucking incapable of moving the slightest inch and burp everywhere

Jimmy is an obese person
He weighs 800 pounds and poops in his bed

by 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕤 May 30, 2022

Obese Person

A big fat fatty with the head of a ratty and if they fall on you, you'll go splatty.

Non-Obese person A - Look, an obese person.
Non-Obese person B - SHUT UP! They'll hear you!

by No I'm Not Serious January 9, 2020

obese slut

A thing with a vagina that is overweight and has a muffin top, a stomach that looks like she is pregnant, thunder thighs, saggy ass, grandma arms, chubby cheeks and saggy boobs. An obese slut sleeps around with: grenades, land mines, and any other thing that moves. She will take it any way and do anything. Do not anger or she will charge you like a hippomotamus.

DAMN. that girl sure knows how to be an obese slut.

by 0bEsEsLuTS March 1, 2011