nub

someone who is a complete failure, dork, or loser. basically a failure at life. it is the ultimate insult. someone who uses nub as an insult after you just insulted them as a nub, definitely is a nub, and if you have to ask what it is, then you are one.

Girl speaks insults another girl...
Rachel: "Amy your such a nub"
Amy: "No your a nub"
This makes Amy a huge nub

used in a sentance
"Isn't Amy Shaughnessy a huge nub?"

by rachelshag April 18, 2009

nub

Somone with a big mouth and a small dick.

Guy: STFU! I COULD PWN YOU ANYDAY!!

Me: Go to bed nub.

by Odyss3y July 22, 2005

nub

A term, generally used by Halo players, used when an ally does something so ridiculous that regular obscenities will not do the player justice.

"hey man sweet i just killed a guy after shooting like 5 rockets"

"yeah, too bad you kill me 3 times in that process you fucking nub"

by XDY April 17, 2006

nub

A penis with no shaft just a head.

Have you seen Dups nub??

by dups alex May 16, 2008

Nub

A shorter Version of Noob. It is Nub because the person is so new and stupid they don't deserve the other "o" in Noob

Carl is such a nub

by thesuperdoooperk3wel kid August 22, 2008

nub

An incorrect spelling of the word "newb" or "noob" or "n00b" (the last one might be considered a somewhat gay way of spelling it but is technically correct).

People who use this spelling of the word are total idiots and are themselves a NEWB.

"Lolz nub ezpk pub gg pwned!" (Sadly, people actually say this and think by saying this they're badass and cool when in fact they're just the opposite.)

by Correct May 21, 2005

nub

The result of someone who has either lost their hand due to getting it cut, burned, amputated etc. or born without one.

Did you hear about the new kid with the nub? He said he was born with it.

by Nubbs87 November 24, 2010