graphic novel 

what hipsters, idiots, and the media use to attempt to sound high brow about reading/discussing comic books, but in reality is a term describing a specific format of comic book. that form being an over-sized self-contained single original story (as opposed to a typical single issue or collection of old single issues).

proper: hey, did you read the new Will Eisner graphic novel? you know the one that actually says graphic novel on it and everything?

improper: X-Men is my favorite graphic novel!

graphic novel by Raspina July 5, 2012

Novalee Schultz 

the one person in your life that you cannot live without; a loved one, someone very special to you

"I think I'm going to ask Katrina to marry me."
"Why? You've only known her for 5 days..."
"Because, she's my Novalee Schultz"

Novalee Schultz by Christoph Magnus January 4, 2012

Novalea 

A loving, intelligent, one of a kind woman. She is tough and caring, affectionate and stern. As a mother she will comfort you with one word and tell you a dirty joke in another. The best woman to marry as she will be so much fun in and out of the bedroom. Athletic and fun loving. Has messy hair and a wide, wondrous smile. Her eyes are full of life and love. She is flirtatious but reserved when necessary. Has an analytical mind and can see through bullshit faster than you can spew it.

person 1: Damn! That lawyer totally knew I wasn't telling her everything

person 2: That's because she is a Novalea.

Person 1: That girl was a so Novalea!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Her hair was a birds nest but she was raunchier than me!

Novalea by RumoursAbound May 12, 2013

Novelepsy 

Noun: A disorder characterized by uncontrollable attacks of sleep during reading.

Tedious reads such as textbooks, contracts, and emails from your friend about how the ex is still jerking him/her around seven months later often bring on the nodding, blinking, and eventual unconscious state attributed to individuals suffering from this disorder. In severe cases, attacks may occur during good reads.

WARNING: If you fall asleep during common activities such as urinating, driving, and making toast, you may be suffering from narcolepsy or inebriation. Or you could just need more sleep. Please consult a physician before reading further.

College Bro A: Aw man... novelepsy for the lose. Wake up, bro, you're drooling on my anatomy book.

College Bro B: ... What about drooling on your anatomy?

College Bro C: That's what she said.

College Bro A: High five!

Novelepsy by McSantos May 18, 2009

Novecember 

A grouping of days that includes all days in November and December. Arguably one of the best times of the year for many reasons.

Jimbo: "Hey Ted what's your favorite time of year?"

Ted: "Well, it is undoubtedly Novecember."

Novecember by ziggy1147 November 9, 2006

novel txter 

someone who texts in the length of full length stephen king novels. adding way more useless information either completely steering away from the main topic, or the overall story is completely pointless. usually followed up by a short response by the opposing party that shows a general response that would most likely satisfy what the other said, assuming the recipient barely skimmed the text, for they didn't care.

josh: (novel txter)

"hey man so guess what emily just told me! she said that sara told her that i was one of the cutest guys at that party last night. which is funny because earlier that day i was talking to jim about how nervous i was to go to the party because last time i went partying i was "that guy" who broke down and cried about all his problems. i really havent been the same since, plus i just remembered i threw my favorite shirt in the wash like 10 mins before i got the txt about the party so i would have had to wait another like 45mins for it to finish the rinse cycle plus awhile to dry it and anyway long story short she said i was cute man"

anthony:

" haha thats cool bro"

novel txter by apaul235 September 5, 2011

novellen 

A young beautiful women who has a great interest in sports. usually good at maths and has a great sense of humour .

She is good at maths, she must be named Novellen

novellen by Chewbacagirl September 29, 2015