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United Nations

A pathetic international organization that focuses more on preventing Max Barry from using their name in NationStates than stopping genocides, civil wars, and conflicts. The concept of it sounds great on paper, just like communism and a War on Drugs, but like those two things, they don't work IRL. They seriously need to step up their game and actually unite the world. At most, they send food to countries and maybe build a few buildings there, which is just slapping a band-aid on a guy who just lost their arms. They need to get peacekeepers in there and turn the country into Utopia by giving them the stuff needed to grow food.
Reporter: How successful was the United Nations at stopping the genocide against your people?
Victim: They stood there while my kids were being shot by insurgents. The United Nations is a pathetic, useless organization.
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx March 13, 2019
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national nut day

national nut day falls on the crisp day of december 1st. this is day right after no nut november ends. it is typically known as the start of destroy dick december.
guy 1: it's 11:59pm! national nut day is nearly here!
guy 2: finally fellow soldier, we're almost at the other side!
by ilikeketchupalot November 14, 2019
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national baby yoda day

Teacher:Stop talking. Students:It’s National Baby Yoda Day. Teacher:Ok go on
by Racoonkidd500 December 23, 2019
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A day to remember all the mfs who wasted yo time
National wasted my time day (oct. 6): a day to remember all of the mfs who wasted your time!
Her: hi I haven’t seen you in so long

Him: I was just thinking of you
Her: really *blushing*
Him: yeah I thought of you on National wasted my time day
by Magoozel October 6, 2021
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National Give a Girl Your Hoodie Day

A Day that absolutely no one on this website can agree on the actual date of
It's National Give a Girl Your Hoodie Day! Wait, I forget, isn't it tomorrow? I guess it doesn't really matter cause my gf is just gonna ask for it anyway
by chugga chugga choo choo February 18, 2020
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National fuck off day

National fuck off day is a day in which you must just fuck off and stop being a cunt towards others.
by National fuck off day May 25, 2018
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National hold hands day

On April 13th, it is a day where anyone can hold hands with whomever they would like.
by WhiteChocolate4820 May 25, 2018
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