a very werid child who doesnt know what he is ever talking about. he is said to have a severe case of herpes of the butt hole and sifilius.
by imacoolperosnn March 25, 2009
Get the Isaac edward nortonmug. Samuel norton is the evil motherfucker at the head of shawshank prison in the shawshank redemption (book & movie.)
He forces andy dufresne to launder his money and hides behind the bible even though he lives a life of sin and ends up shooting himself.
He forces andy dufresne to launder his money and hides behind the bible even though he lives a life of sin and ends up shooting himself.
Andy: dude the warden put me in the hole for like a month
Red: that's gay, why?
Andy: i called him obtuse
Red: what a faggot, fuck samuel norton
Red: that's gay, why?
Andy: i called him obtuse
Red: what a faggot, fuck samuel norton
by Ted Kaczynski Fan 96 September 5, 2023
Get the Samuel Nortonmug. by Austinmiiiini102001 January 25, 2024
Get the finlay nortonmug. A MAN with an enormous penis that's able to have sex longer that necessary.
Norton is also the type of MAN every woman gets addicted to without him putting any effort into charm her.
Everyone wants to be a Norton.
Norton is the type of MAN who gets everything done immediately and still manages to make a good job.
This rare type of MAN is what every woman is searching for in her "dream man", It turns out to be a Norton you've been dreaming about all this time.
Norton can also be used as a verb. EX.
-I really want to have sex with her.
-You have to norton more then instead of acting like a shy cunt.
2.
-I need to norton because i really need this job man.
Norton is also the type of MAN every woman gets addicted to without him putting any effort into charm her.
Everyone wants to be a Norton.
Norton is the type of MAN who gets everything done immediately and still manages to make a good job.
This rare type of MAN is what every woman is searching for in her "dream man", It turns out to be a Norton you've been dreaming about all this time.
Norton can also be used as a verb. EX.
-I really want to have sex with her.
-You have to norton more then instead of acting like a shy cunt.
2.
-I need to norton because i really need this job man.
by Conrad.55X December 12, 2016
Get the Nortonmug. by Marcus Norton October 13, 2020
Get the marcus nortonmug. A nicer way of calling someone an idiot or moron. Best used to describe someone who is harmless in nature but is rather dense. Can be used in a derogatory manner when proceeded by the word "fucking."
"Mikey is such a Norton, he can't even tie his shoes properly."
"I hate Mikey, he's a fucking Norton."
"I hate Mikey, he's a fucking Norton."
by brycekrispies01 January 29, 2023
Get the Nortonmug. Emperor Norton (1818-1880) was a resident of San Francisco and self proclaimed Emperor of the United States and later on was the Protector of Mexico.
Born in England in 1818, Norton would spend most of his early years in South Africa. He would then move to San Francisco in late 1849. Norton then became a trader and real estate speculator, and was also one of the wealthier residents in the city. However, he became destitute when he attempted to corner the rice market.
Soon after, Norton decided to proclaim himself Emperor of the United States. He issued various edicts which included dissolving the US Congress, building a bridge in San Francisco, and creating a “League of Nations”.
Soon, people treated Emperor Norton as if he were an actual emperor. They would formally greet him, accept his own imperial currency, and even the Police would salute him.
In fact, the King of Hawaii, Kamehameha V, would recognize Emperor Norton as the sole ruler of the United States.
Emperor Norton was also considered a very progressive man, attempting to peacefully stop an Anti-Chinese riot. He was also very friendly by those who met him.
Eventually, Emperor Norton would pass away on January 8th, 1880. His Funeral was paid for by the Pacific Club, and 10,000 people showed up to pay their respects.
Born in England in 1818, Norton would spend most of his early years in South Africa. He would then move to San Francisco in late 1849. Norton then became a trader and real estate speculator, and was also one of the wealthier residents in the city. However, he became destitute when he attempted to corner the rice market.
Soon after, Norton decided to proclaim himself Emperor of the United States. He issued various edicts which included dissolving the US Congress, building a bridge in San Francisco, and creating a “League of Nations”.
Soon, people treated Emperor Norton as if he were an actual emperor. They would formally greet him, accept his own imperial currency, and even the Police would salute him.
In fact, the King of Hawaii, Kamehameha V, would recognize Emperor Norton as the sole ruler of the United States.
Emperor Norton was also considered a very progressive man, attempting to peacefully stop an Anti-Chinese riot. He was also very friendly by those who met him.
Eventually, Emperor Norton would pass away on January 8th, 1880. His Funeral was paid for by the Pacific Club, and 10,000 people showed up to pay their respects.
"… he had shed no blood; robbed no one; and despoiled no country; which is more than can be said of his fellows in that line".
- Quote by the Daily Atla Newspaper about Emperor Norton
- Quote by the Daily Atla Newspaper about Emperor Norton
by CheeseCakeFries June 29, 2021
Get the Emperor Nortonmug.