Michael Norton

The most handsome person alive with straight A's, infinite rizz, and has a 7-inch dick. A "Michael Norton" also has an unimaginable amount of aura (higher than Graham's number!). He locks in for NNN and loves Instagram. A "Michael Norton" is typically Gen Z and strongly despises Gen Alpha. Just a chill guy.

That guy is such a "Michael Norton" bro

by Mic2267 November 17, 2025

Morgan norton

A weirdo who loves 50 year old men on grand rp

Morgan norton is a weirdo

by Rockstar games! July 14, 2022

Madison Norton

If you know a Madison Norton, you've met the lowest scum of the Earth. A Madison Norton is the most homophobic and racist human ever created, she can't even stand to be within a 10 foot radius of a gay person without being openly hostile. A Madison Norton has little to no friends, despite the fact that she thinks she is the most popular in any social situation. She is often oblivious to other people's opinions of her, and is so self centered that she neglects to realize that there are people in this world other than her. She is one of the most entitled human beings on the face of the planet, however since there are about 5 people that will give her the time of day, she will complain about not getting enough attention. No matter what age a Madison Norton is, she will act is if she is a child at the age of 7, no matter how off putting it is. She complains about not having friends despite the fact that she manages to piss every single person off within a mile radius of her, and doesn't seem to understand why. If you know, or are friends with a Madison Norton, good luck, because chances are, she will drag you down right with all her insecurities.

Boy 1: That girl is the most insensitive person on this planet
Boy 2: Yeah, She's a total Madison Norton

by YoungRiZi September 21, 2018

Andre Norton

A really awesome science fiction/fantasy writer.

Like holy shit, I'm hooked on all of Andre Norton's books!

by lotsOlove January 10, 2013

Joshua Norton

He is tall, and has a vegeta/mcdonald's hairline

Hey have you heard of Joshua Norton. Yea isn't he that kid with that mcdonald's hairline.

by Eddie M From That School April 6, 2022

finlay norton

He’s the most autistic person alive

Finlay Norton is autistic so

by Austinmiiiini102001 January 25, 2024

Samuel Norton

Samuel norton is the evil motherfucker at the head of shawshank prison in the shawshank redemption (book & movie.)
He forces andy dufresne to launder his money and hides behind the bible even though he lives a life of sin and ends up shooting himself.

Andy: dude the warden put me in the hole for like a month
Red: that's gay, why?
Andy: i called him obtuse
Red: what a faggot, fuck samuel norton

by Ted Kaczynski Fan 96 September 5, 2023