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Samuel Norton

Samuel norton is the evil motherfucker at the head of shawshank prison in the shawshank redemption (book & movie.)
He forces andy dufresne to launder his money and hides behind the bible even though he lives a life of sin and ends up shooting himself.
Andy: dude the warden put me in the hole for like a month
Red: that's gay, why?
Andy: i called him obtuse
Red: what a faggot, fuck samuel norton
by Ted Kaczynski Fan 96 September 5, 2023
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Joshua Norton

Hey have you heard of Joshua Norton. Yea isn't he that kid with that mcdonald's hairline.
by Eddie M From That School April 6, 2022
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Chuck Norton Crew

The Chuck Norton Crew are a bunch of groupies that worship the man that is Chuck Norton.
Are you part of the Chuck Norton Crew?
by JALDLSP August 15, 2024
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finlay norton

He’s the most autistic person alive
by Austinmiiiini102001 January 25, 2024
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marcus norton

Bro you gotta stop being a Marcus Norton
by Marcus Norton October 13, 2020
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Emperor Norton

Emperor Norton (1818-1880) was a resident of San Francisco and self proclaimed Emperor of the United States and later on was the Protector of Mexico.

Born in England in 1818, Norton would spend most of his early years in South Africa. He would then move to San Francisco in late 1849. Norton then became a trader and real estate speculator, and was also one of the wealthier residents in the city. However, he became destitute when he attempted to corner the rice market.

Soon after, Norton decided to proclaim himself Emperor of the United States. He issued various edicts which included dissolving the US Congress, building a bridge in San Francisco, and creating a “League of Nations”.

Soon, people treated Emperor Norton as if he were an actual emperor. They would formally greet him, accept his own imperial currency, and even the Police would salute him.

In fact, the King of Hawaii, Kamehameha V, would recognize Emperor Norton as the sole ruler of the United States.

Emperor Norton was also considered a very progressive man, attempting to peacefully stop an Anti-Chinese riot. He was also very friendly by those who met him.

Eventually, Emperor Norton would pass away on January 8th, 1880. His Funeral was paid for by the Pacific Club, and 10,000 people showed up to pay their respects.
"… he had shed no blood; robbed no one; and despoiled no country; which is more than can be said of his fellows in that line".
- Quote by the Daily Atla Newspaper about Emperor Norton
by CheeseCakeFries June 29, 2021
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Norton High School

Norton high school is one of the most atrocious high schools in all of Massachusetts. People here make fake rumors and start shit with just about anyone to receive attention, all because they can’t stop putting coke up their nose. The teachers are cool, and teach kids well academically. The bathrooms are a vape hangout and also where lsd is taken. The pride rock is where people get drunk like their life depends on it and claim it as their personality trait. Most students here can barely make it into a community college never mind a good league school. This is the place where people should not attend high school.
Oh wow, Norton high school? That school is full of drugs and stds
by userzebralibra November 1, 2022
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