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jizzle my nizzle

jizz on my face, nigger. A request for a money shot.
oooohhhhhh! ooooohhhhhh! JIZZLE MY NIZZLE!
by blacky December 11, 2003
mugGet the jizzle my nizzlemug.

shizzle my nizzle

Open meaning phrase. shizzle can mean almost any verb, nizzle any noun. don't verb my noun
'Dont shizzle my nizzle'- dont steal my things
'i think i shizzled my nizzle'- i think i grazed my knee
by Theeeoo March 8, 2008
mugGet the shizzle my nizzlemug.

skizzle, my nizzle

The term "skizzle" is an African American slang term derived from "scalp", "scan", "scale", and "scrape" (see below), among others.

1. a command given by an officer or brazen cadet to an African American private to scalp the enemy

2. a command given to an African American employee of the paper coropration "Kinko's" to xerox a document

3. a command given to an inwardly African American AP U. S. History professor to impose a curve on a set of exams

4. (archaic) a suggestion given by an experienced African American dentist to a novice fellow African American surgeon (or nurse) to use a scalpel to clean the teeth of another African American brother
1. "Sir, shall I exercise mercy on this here foe?"
"Negative--skizzle, my nizzle."

2. "How shall I reproduce this here document?"
"Skizzle, my nizzle."

3. "How shall I respond to this here slew of F's in my grade book?"
"Skizzle, my nizzle."

4. "How shall I remove the plaque from this here set of molars?"
"Skizzle, my nizzle."
by namayri'w abudullah ënhek February 3, 2010
mugGet the skizzle, my nizzlemug.

Shizzle my nizzle

The "izzle" or "izzo" lingo was a direct rip-off of influential 80's hip-hop band (real hip-hop not that J-Lo/Ja Rule shyte) U.T.F.O. Now it has become a fun way for normal people to mock the bullshit ghettoization of American culture.
Anyone who listens to Jay-Z or P. Puff Diddy Daddy Coombs can sizzle my dizzle, nizzle.
by guiltyofbeingright July 2, 2003
mugGet the Shizzle my nizzlemug.

fshizzle my nizzle

"you wanna go to the pub tonight?"
"yeah, fshizzle my nizzle, see you at nine"
by Aisylene August 17, 2006
mugGet the fshizzle my nizzlemug.

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