Nissan Altima

usually the choice of vehicle for people who are either Republican, red pill bro, incel, crackhead, pothead, Speakeasy Fitness member, or perhaps they fit into some or all of these categories. like Donald/Melania Trump, Ron/Casey DeSantis, Mike Lindell, Kanye West, Nick Fuentes, Sneako, Andrew Tate, Jordan Peterson, and literally any female with an OF and/or Linktree

that's what really stands an altima out from a camry and an accord.

Hi, I'm Mike Lindell, and my Nissan Altima is faster than every piece of shit Bugatti! Uh oh, and the election was stolen as hell by black thugs and illegal Hispanic aliens!

by DeezPeanuts September 8, 2023

Nissan A

A cutie

How do you want your man to be?
Like Nissan A

by you.know.who.cutie November 23, 2021

Nissan S-cargo

A van-type car that is made for Goofy-goobers that like miatas and snails

"I would love to buy a Nissan S-Cargo for goofing around"

by Deyk888 September 28, 2023

Nissan Skyline R34

A car with a really funny name (R34).

"It's not a good idea to look up "Nissan Skyline R34" with safe search off."

by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ June 30, 2021

Nissan

Somebody who’s Nissan, it’s somebody who’s is eternally beautiful.

Omg you’re so Nissan!

by Itachi96 February 23, 2021

2008 Nissan Versa Blue

Pretty self explanatory. It’s a 2008 Nissan Versa Blue. Has a CD changer.

Omg it’s a 2008 Nissan Versa Blue with a CD changer

by JohnCollin’sCouch September 16, 2025

Nissan rogue sport

A “heterosexual male” that lives in New Hampshire that also drives a Dodge Ram dually, that he bought from his mom’s husband. Usually nicknamed “Brandon” is a foul-mouthed heathen that contributes nothing to society.

Oh, there goes another “Brandon”. Oh, you mean a Nissan rogue sport driver? Yes.

That’s very kind of him supporting LBTG+ by driving a Nissan. Right you are.

by Greatness almighty January 20, 2024