Nice Guy: Hi
Girl: Hi
Nice Guy: You are very pretty
Girl: Thank you
Nice Guy: send pics
Girl: wdym???
Nice Guy: b o o b a
Girl: I am not interested. I have a boyfriend.
Nice Guy: WHY DO GIRLS ALWAYS CHOOSE MEN WHO TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT??? I AM AN ALPHA MALE AND I WOULD PROTECT YOU! YOU ONLY WANT THE MONEY!
Girl: What da hael?
Nice Guy: I HOPE YOU GET PARALYZED FROM THE NECK DOWN!
Girl: Anyway, I am gonna block you.
Nice Guy: YOU FUCKING WHORE
Girl: Hi
Nice Guy: You are very pretty
Girl: Thank you
Nice Guy: send pics
Girl: wdym???
Nice Guy: b o o b a
Girl: I am not interested. I have a boyfriend.
Nice Guy: WHY DO GIRLS ALWAYS CHOOSE MEN WHO TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT??? I AM AN ALPHA MALE AND I WOULD PROTECT YOU! YOU ONLY WANT THE MONEY!
Girl: What da hael?
Nice Guy: I HOPE YOU GET PARALYZED FROM THE NECK DOWN!
Girl: Anyway, I am gonna block you.
Nice Guy: YOU FUCKING WHORE
by TastyTurron May 19, 2021
Finish last...
That's why they'll treat you like trash
It's not what they really want to do
BUT
Girls only want bad guys
So Nice Guys may give it their best try to
Treat you the way you want them to
That's why they'll treat you like trash
It's not what they really want to do
BUT
Girls only want bad guys
So Nice Guys may give it their best try to
Treat you the way you want them to
by 8-bit Broski February 08, 2013
A fuck up to the highest degree, probably an even less desirable title than that of the "loser". An 11 on the creep scale. He always seems to have a giant smile on his face... and is TOO FUCKING NICE!
A nice guy is a mysogynic creep that just wants to get some and could never be satisfied with a platonic relationship with a woman, let alone a casual conversation with one. And uses the only positive trait, being nice, to attempt to bed women. In which case will never happen.
Actually, like when ur in class you are in dire need of a pencil, dont barrow from the nice guy, he's going to smile at you, give it to you, and then say to himself, "OH BABY YOU ARE THE ONE, AWWW HO HO MARRRRRY MEEEEE!"
Uh... yeaaaaahhh. Eat shit and die.
A nice guy absoulity has to have pussy. Actually one time I got so stoned, I saw what the fourth layer of a nice guy, he kinda looked like gollum from the lord of the rings and kept saying he needed pussy over and over. Yah, it was pretty gey.
A nice guy defines himself as a guy that can't get a girlfriend becase he doesn't treat women like shit. Which is totally wrong because in fact women love men with manners. They just hate creeps that "coincidently" know their name already, and just so happen to be at the same place as them... always.
In my opinion, nice guys are gey. You don't want to be a nice guy.
If you were titled a nice guy by a woman, then you have failed. Here's my smith and wesson, you know what you have to do.
Now you know what a nice guy is. It's actually pretty awful if you ask me.
A nice guy is a mysogynic creep that just wants to get some and could never be satisfied with a platonic relationship with a woman, let alone a casual conversation with one. And uses the only positive trait, being nice, to attempt to bed women. In which case will never happen.
Actually, like when ur in class you are in dire need of a pencil, dont barrow from the nice guy, he's going to smile at you, give it to you, and then say to himself, "OH BABY YOU ARE THE ONE, AWWW HO HO MARRRRRY MEEEEE!"
Uh... yeaaaaahhh. Eat shit and die.
A nice guy absoulity has to have pussy. Actually one time I got so stoned, I saw what the fourth layer of a nice guy, he kinda looked like gollum from the lord of the rings and kept saying he needed pussy over and over. Yah, it was pretty gey.
A nice guy defines himself as a guy that can't get a girlfriend becase he doesn't treat women like shit. Which is totally wrong because in fact women love men with manners. They just hate creeps that "coincidently" know their name already, and just so happen to be at the same place as them... always.
In my opinion, nice guys are gey. You don't want to be a nice guy.
If you were titled a nice guy by a woman, then you have failed. Here's my smith and wesson, you know what you have to do.
Now you know what a nice guy is. It's actually pretty awful if you ask me.
Jessie:
That nice guy with the top hat and over coat that wanders around in the park is sure a creep. He kept saying he needed pussy. What the fuck is his problem?
Oh, and my girlfriend was sitting next to happen and he started being nice to her, and she's like totally boyfriend bomed him.
Beverly: "Yeah, the weather sure is nice, my BOYFRIEND brought me here to feed the geese.
That nice guy with the top hat and over coat that wanders around in the park is sure a creep. He kept saying he needed pussy. What the fuck is his problem?
Oh, and my girlfriend was sitting next to happen and he started being nice to her, and she's like totally boyfriend bomed him.
Beverly: "Yeah, the weather sure is nice, my BOYFRIEND brought me here to feed the geese.
by go kart mozart August 28, 2009
Commonly referred to as an "average frustrated chump". A man that due to his stubborn kindness to everyone fails to get any respect as he never complains about the treatment he gets from women and thus lacks a backbone. Lacking the principle of discipline his offspring, if any, will grow up to be assholes due to the way the nice guy rewards bad behaivor.
The easiest way to have this paradox of the nice guy / jerk be defeated would be to have women stop acting like nice guys and dump jerks rather than reward bad behaivor with sex.
The easiest way to have this paradox of the nice guy / jerk be defeated would be to have women stop acting like nice guys and dump jerks rather than reward bad behaivor with sex.
Wow. He is such a nice guy, buying me flowers, taking me out to dinner and paying the tab, listening to my problems, helping me out with my car, and asking for nothing in return. He sometimes asks for sex but doesn't get it and does favors for me anyway. What a tool!
by noshi May 10, 2006
A demographic composed of wonderful, misunderstood people, but only when looking from inside their own heads. In reality, they're a collection of mass shooters and Internet trolls.
You do realize that no one except you thinks you're a nice guy right?
If you have to tell someone you're a nice guy, you're doing something wrong.
If you have to tell someone you're a nice guy, you're doing something wrong.
by Tommy Sawyer 123 June 09, 2016
Rick: Rebecca you are so beautiful and kind , will you go out with me?
Rebecca: No, sorry I see you as a friend
Rick: LMFAO whatever bitch, I am such a nice guy, you don’t deserve me! You’ll probably go after some douche bag Chad anyways
Rebecca: looks like I dodged a nice guy...
Rebecca: No, sorry I see you as a friend
Rick: LMFAO whatever bitch, I am such a nice guy, you don’t deserve me! You’ll probably go after some douche bag Chad anyways
Rebecca: looks like I dodged a nice guy...
by aminalcrozzin April 23, 2020
What All Guys Want To Be..
Wat Most Guys Think They Are. But Actually Aren't. There Is Not Many Genuinely Nice Guys And If There Is, They Already Have "Nice" Girlfriends That End Up Treating Them Nasty. They Would Give Up Anything For Thier Friends & Family. It Can Also Be Wat Guys Start Out As But Then Never End Up As, Cuz They "Can't Be Bothered Anymore"
Wat Most Guys Think They Are. But Actually Aren't. There Is Not Many Genuinely Nice Guys And If There Is, They Already Have "Nice" Girlfriends That End Up Treating Them Nasty. They Would Give Up Anything For Thier Friends & Family. It Can Also Be Wat Guys Start Out As But Then Never End Up As, Cuz They "Can't Be Bothered Anymore"
Girl: " U Would Never Hurt Me Would U,"
Guy: "Of Course Not Im A Nice Guy Trust Me,"
5 Days Later Dude Cheats On Girl..
Guy: "Of Course Not Im A Nice Guy Trust Me,"
5 Days Later Dude Cheats On Girl..
by JemmyBean September 22, 2008