NFL Blitz

When you're having anal sex with your woman and you pull your fudge covered member out, and with two fingers, swab a sample of mud from your upright, then apply a smear under each of your lovers eyes, resembling that, of a football player. Then tackle or push her down a flight of stairs, usually resulting in a delay of game.

On Sunday nights my wife requests an NFL Blitz (and an ice-pak) SKEET SKEET

by JCF May 25, 2006

NFL refs

A bunch of chodes who want the patriots to get another ring

These NFL refs are so bad and of course its my favorite team versus the patriots.

by Oooooooo10 January 15, 2018

NFL's

a group of friends that hang out together that a bad ass niggas that hate the shit out of niggers and will do just about anything to kill them... they use the terms dumbass, bitch,fucking A, fucking right, fucking shit and cunt waffle freely towards eachother and espically toward other people... they will beat the shit out of anybody and no body can stand in their way to geting what they want and if you do " it sounds like a personal problem" fucking bitch... they are Niggas For Life

the NFL's are bad ass i heard they beat the shit out of some nigger...

by anything January 12, 2008

NFL chat

NFL chat is a chat used by NFL fans, It is filled with "sus comments" and Stupid packers fans.

You seen mikey from NFL chat? man, I hate packers fans.

by NFLCHATTER April 11, 2021

nfl mustache

an extremely thin mustache. Eleven hairs on each side.

Joe has an nfl mustache. Eleven hairs on each side.

by KenOlsen June 2, 2008

NFL patriotism

The act of being on the NFL patriot bandwagon

There is NFL patriotism in this house.

by Jingle February 10, 2017

Madden NFL 07

The best video game out so far. Enough said.

I have to say Madden NFL 07 here.

by Marcus Reed September 23, 2006