netting'd

1) to miss work frequently, making your peers workload greater

a) Man, like five people netting'd today and I have to do 17 TPS reports

by fuckstick September 25, 2003

neating off

When you have one hand masturbating and the other with a thumb in your butt (when you have diarrhea, as to stimulate it) and you are trying to time it right to where you shit yourself and cum at the same time.

Guy 1: Remember that one time at Ted Grogers house party when i had diarrhea.

Guy 2: Yea what about it?

Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!

Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.

Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.

by hutch n' sand October 11, 2009

Nesting Squirrel

An American derogatory term for a Russian female. Can be used interchangeably with the term "homewrecker."

"Poor Joe, he seems really depressed."
"His girlfriend just left him. She was a nesting squirrel."

by squirrel wrangler June 3, 2010

Nettings

When you are smoking weed before you go to bed.

Nettings at Solvang

by Nettings November 26, 2018

Nesting

Nesting is where someones partner, girlfriend, wife or lover has various items delivered to their partners work place so that their work colleagues can ridicule them.

Leslie received ANOTHER delivery from his Mrs. The lads in the office ribbed for days and accused him and his Mrs of 'Nesting'.

by Nesting123 September 26, 2019

Nesting

The act of remaining single while having multiple romantic relationships with other single individuals or couples for sake of emotion support, reproduction, or just plain sex

Person: that guy’s been nesting with everyone
Person’s partner: yeah
Guy: *waves*
Other person guy is with and person and person’s partner: *waves back*

by Lucariokid November 12, 2019

nesting buddy

Someone whom you sleep with. Often used in a comical light-hearted way.

Person 1: "Is Person 3 your new nesting buddy?"
Person 2: "What, no! FUCK OFF CUNT!"

by Pseudonym2730 November 3, 2020