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the most chaotic man ever but even so i absolutely love him and he deserves everything. Gentle, sweet, attractive, funny, crazy but in a good way. If you know a neil he most likely has a disorder that effects his mental health and makes him occupy himself from bad occurances. If you know a neil please get used to him even if he might annoy you, you'll regret it if you don't.
Random person: ew imagine dating neil-

You: i love him so much.
Neil by Bsiiamn March 29, 2022
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Neil is a very smart caring boy, he always excels in what ever he tries at, he always looks out for others to and if Neil has the last name of mazumder he is legit the most perfect human on the planet
When I first met Neil all i could think about is his perfect hair.
Neil by Pahm.Rota April 2, 2022
A dude with seriously cool hair, and even cooler socks.
Hey, did you see Neil’s socks yesterday? They had avocados on them!
Neil by HiddenInTheSand May 12, 2022
Someone who breaks the law while pretending to uphold it with a badge, often referred to as a dirty cop amongst other names I can't repeat, most likely his wife cheats on him with his dad.
See that dirty cop on the news, he's a Neil
Someone who tries to call you every day ( they’re rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out)
Neil:“I’ve been working on a unified theory
Neil as well also:“If I make it through tonight everybody’s gonna hear me out
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How rapey is Neil?
Neil by Truth_ho_it_is September 29, 2022
a very rare handsome awesome funny witty intelligent captivating man with proper spelling of his name and also has unusually large penis
all the girls want a neil of there own
neil by suckaducka916 February 16, 2023