Nasal Sex

sex performed between a gnome and a normal human in which the gnomes penis is too small to fit in any of the regular sexual orafices, so is instead placed in the nose

that gnome gave her nasal sex

by Dr. Livingston April 7, 2008

napalm log

(slang) Vietnamese Person...

"Wake up and smell the Napalm, son!"
"That doesn't smell like normal Napalm"
"Well, son, that there's two parts Napalm, one part unfortunate Rice Paddy dweller!"

by Apocalypse Cow June 2, 2004

North Dakota Napalm

An act of covering someone in gasoline, and then beating them severely with a blunt object that is on fire.

Did you hear dave got north dakota napalmed?

by toho1212 May 4, 2009

nasal rape

the point where your straw enters your nasal cavity unannounced to you while trying to drink your beverage of choice

person one: i was eating a sandwich yesterday and went to drink my soda and the straw missed my mouth and went into my nose

person two: dude, you just got nasal raped

by noserape April 26, 2010

napalm

The act of taking off ones own clothing and dousing the body in syrup, followed by a surprise leap onto an unsuspecting individual.

I napalmed Steve last night while he was sleeping.

by N.K. April 28, 2006

Nasal masturbation

When u enter and exit a nostril with a tissue (similar to a penis into a vagina) so that it prompts a sneeze (orgasm).

i love nasal masturbation cuz u can do it as many times as u want!

by Beebix March 25, 2006

nasal fixation

Being obsessed with snorting powdered drugs up your (or my) nose, or snorting anything up your nose to get high

crush out powder. cut into lines, find circular tubes or roll up $50 or $100 dollar bills. Place tube/bill into nose bend down and inhale railed powder thru tube into nose. But don't forget the drip. Ah...my nasal fixation has been satisfied.

by junglgurl_t December 22, 2004