naruto

An anime/mamga about a bunch of wannabe little brats playing ninja. Filled with mary sues, kids who never quit dreaming dreams, insane emo kids out for vengenace, and stupid obsessive fan-girly characters. Full of fillers, stupid plots, and a series that drags on pretty much forever.

Naruto is SO stupid!

by hfdsjfhsdjkhfsaljkdhfjkalhf January 11, 2008

naruto

1.

Synonym for pedophile

2.

A word used to describe people who fail in life.

1.

person 1: *while watching an old man flirting on a 12 year old* gawd what a naruto... O_O;;;

2.

person 1: -,- I dropped out of HS and refuse to get a job cuz im so lazy...

person 2: lawl naruto!

by kawaii tina November 14, 2007

naruto

It's got ninjas, which is pretty cool, I guess. It's written and illustrated by Masashi Kishimoto. He must be rich now. It's got an anime adaptation, which probably gives him more money.

Masashi Kishimoto must be hella rich because of Naruto

by Amos Nusheg February 19, 2008

naruto

Naruto was a rapidly growing anime that is available in both manga and anime form. It went downhill after everyone realized what dumbfucks they were. It stars a 'hyperactive' son of a bitch blonde boy named Naruto Uzumaki. He is convinced that his values and ideals will far surpass everyone around him, including his friends, and that one day he will rule the ninja world with an iron fist. The show consists of many, many fillers, an example being sketcy, depressing flashbacks. They don't want to waste their precious time animating action, so they decided to use flashbacks that include 'awkwards silences between characters' or 'talking obsessively about another person.' More reasons this show continues to fail at basically everything is the characters. The creaters believed that they were creating simple yet ideal and interesting ninja's, but in reality, they have either no personality, and if they do, it does not befit a ninja in anyway. And also, a very sad fact has been noted that no girls exist in the anime. Fans searched very hard to find one perhaps even in the background of scenes, but not a hint of estrogen could be gathered from Naruto.

Otaku: Oh, hey dude, did you catch Naruto last night?
Common sense: Yeah, you mean that anime that sucks in every possible way you can think of?
Otaku: Yes! That's the one. ^_^
Common sense: Sorry. I was too busy having a life.

by Kokoko August 17, 2007

naruto

perhaps the gayest anime in existence

Naruto takes it in the ass, hey im just telling the truth

by Jeff Ansell March 16, 2008

naruto

The gayest anime ever. AND I MEAN EVER!

Reasons:
1. Here you have a NINJA wearing bright orange. Fuckin' bright orange? That will never blend in.
2. Next thing... he goes around yelling "BELIEVE IT!" what the fuck? Ninjas are sapose to be silent I thought.
3. Then their is this chick with pink hair and some fag she likes.
4. Quote: "Oh my god Kakashi is so hot!"
First off... his face is fucking covered how the fuck can he be hot!? and second... he's a fucking cartoon. You want somebody hot? Matt fuckin' Damon, thats hot.
5. The headbands. I fucking hate these things... such a waste of money. I like Rurouni Kenshin but do you see me drawing cross shaped scars on my left cheek? nope

If your into retards thinking their ninjas wearing bright orange yelling "BELIVE IT!" then this is for you. But if you acually have a brain you'd watch Rurouni Kenshin or play Gears of War for sevral hours.

Naruto is gay and deserves to die. Anyone who likes this has a brain tumor and should also die.

by Naruto should suck Matt Damon's dick July 9, 2007

naruto

IT REALLY SUCKS. THE WORST ANIME IN THE WORLD!
People,watch something else,naruto brainwashes you!

Idiot:I love Naruto!
Genius:Naruto Sucks
Idiot:It doesn`t!
Genius:Watched the tv show?
Idiot:No
Genius: Watch It!
1 day later......
Genius:Hello Naruto Lover!
Idiot:What`s Naruto?What`s a Lover?What does Hello mean?
Beware! Naruto Brainwashes You!
Its for 2 year olds!

by Snowswipes April 13, 2007