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Number five 

Number five is one of the hottest guys in the world. I don't care if he is a fictional character he is so hot. If you want to be a simp like me go watch Umbrella Academy and you will see why I am writing this. Also, he's my huzband and you can't take him or I will smack you. Have fun binge watching!
Me: Omg number five is so hot
My Friend: He's 58
Me: Do I care? No :)
Number five by JJHargreevs09 September 22, 2020

number 1 cut 

About the shortest possible haircut, where the guard is on the No. 1 setting of 3mm. A shorter version of a crew cut or buzz cut.
Prat 1: Hey man, you been on chemo? I didn't know.
Prat 2: You shut the fuck up, this number 1 cut cost a fortune
number 1 cut by londonstudent October 23, 2006

Number Four 

God Damn (excuse me lord). This nigga took a Number Four on my new carpet.

Number 0 

Thinking you have to take a dump but only passing gas.
Feeling a large number 2 Wayne squattled to the bathroom only to leave a number 0.
Number 0 by nokidz June 3, 2009

number 3 bag 

Slav filled up his number 3 bag and stuck it to Kevins back
number 3 bag by Trevor Terry June 7, 2017

Number 15 

When you are hanging out with your friends but no one knows what to say, say number 15 and eventually a conversation will start, after a few cringey and forced laughs.
*silence*
"Number 15*
"Haha"
*conversation ensues*
Number 15 by Nathan's Username October 18, 2019