trump guilty

A case of gelatinous defecation who denies that his shit does not stink.

Secret Service Agent 1: Has the septic tank overflowed again?

Secret Service 2: trump guilty

by trumpblows June 13, 2023

Guilty looker

When you make random eye contact with a stranger and you both quickly turn away think “Oh god did they see me?”

“I made random eye contact with that guy on the bus” “ I hope he doesn’t think I’m a guilty looker!”

by EggDip March 31, 2022

Guilty

Guilty? I mean... Maybe if you deny women agency over there own mind and decisions.

Hym "Guilty? But wait... Ah! You think it too! That, women are dumb whores who are easily tricked or manipulated into doing things they shouldn't! See!? You'd HAVE TO to think he's guilty. He tells a story about defrauding a man out of $10,000 under the guise of getting to meet this woman in person... But that isn't a woman defrauding a man of her own volition...HE BrAiNwAsHeD HER! THAT'S THE STORY! THAT'S HIS CRIME! HE BrAiNwAsHeD WOMEN INTO DOING ONLY-FANS BEFORE IT WAS A THING! THAT'S WHAT HE'S GUILTY OF... But that's not ALL women. The True Scottsman wouldn't get BrAiNwAsHeD... Just the feeble-minded wittle gurls! His relationship with those women is reflective of the relationship between men and women at a broader level (and not an interpersonal one. I don't want to hear any of your 'buh muh wife not sloot!' Yes. Your wife sloot.). You see it? How men they don't want to fuck are footing the bill for both of them to live a life of luxury? See it? Hilarious!"

by Hym Iam March 4, 2023

as guilty as diddy

when you know you did something but they cant prove it

Dylan is in court for murder. When he committed the murder, there was no cameras.

Dylan to his lawyer,: "I'm as guilty as diddy 😂"

Lawyer: "Damn Right" *shoulder pat*

by MeowzerDefinitions July 7, 2025

Oh, you’re not guilty!

When someone is acquitted of something with little to no inquiry or investigation.

“Did you do it?”
“No.”
“Oh, you’re not guilty!”

by Hugh Prix November 12, 2018

Guilty ghosting

Ghosting a person due to the fact that you drunk-texted him and then you’re too ashamed to make a contact with him again

Daaaamn I texted him I want to be gangbanged, I’ve been guilty ghosting him eversince.

by Xtrzx December 20, 2019

International No Guilty Gear Strive Day

The day (12th April) that nobody is allowed to play Guilty Gear Strive, millions across the world will be upset, but it is to honour the loss of beloved Guilty Gear Strive player: Hotashi.

"Oh boy I can't wait to play Guilty Gear Strive!"
"Did you not know? It's International No Guilty Gear Strive Day today."

by ILoveGuiltyGearStrive April 12, 2024