Skip to main content

newtsexual

People who are only attracted to Newt from TMR, this ones for you.
-Newt is so hot omg i love him!!

- So you’re Newtsexual.
by leahiselite December 29, 2020
mugGet the newtsexual mug.

Juice Newton

A country/pop singer, best known for her cover of the song "Angel of the Morning".
Dude 1: Who was that chick who sang "Angel of the Morning", anyway?
Dude 2: You're probably thinking of Juice Newton.
by Nomen Nescio June 4, 2007
mugGet the Juice Newton mug.

Mange Newts

pronounced (mahnj nootz) for all you cakes

Simple Translation: Eat Nuts

Mange - (Butchered Slang Italian for Eat)
Newts - (Testicles)

Usage:

1. Fellatio

2. Displaying that you are fed up with someone (male or female).
1. Fellatio

"She was manging newts and my ex girlfriend called"

"Ya bro she manged"

"She can def mange newts!"

2. Being fed up

"That guys a yogurt bro, he can fuckin mange newts"

"You don't wanna go to Fairbanks (strip-club)? Mange newts buddy"

or Simply "Mange"
by Reaper of the Corn March 23, 2011
mugGet the Mange Newts mug.

newtina

Newtina is the pairing of newt scamander and tina goldstein.
Friend 1: i ship newtina
Friend 2: nah i ship tina and credence
Friend 1: gtfo
by hinnylove April 3, 2017
mugGet the newtina mug.

joey newton

joey newton is a big gaye fagit
by big cock rick December 18, 2018
mugGet the joey newton mug.

Newton Abbot

A tiny little town in south devon where everyone knows and has probably slept with everyone by the age of 15 which is made up of...
1. ASDA
2. Charity shops
3. Old people
4. Chavs
5. Skaters
6. Pubs
and..... that's about it
Lets go to Newton Abbot today......

What will we do?
Lets go to Asda?
Yaaaaaay!
by S.17 December 2, 2011
mugGet the Newton Abbot mug.

ham newton

Mike Guzzi shouldn’t of smoked so much last night. He was really going ham Newton!
by Auto February 23, 2019
mugGet the ham newton mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email