Stop Nutting

It's when you are really erect and you go to jizz all up in her face and when you do it's a really big load and she keeps begging you stop over and over but you just keep going.

She screamed at me please "stop nutting"

by Jacco69bignut September 24, 2017

Wholesome Nutting

When you climax but you don’t nut because the situation became wholesome. Pretty much the same thing, but no cum or horrible feeling about yourself, just mild satisfaction and nostalgia.

Wholesome nutting - When you climax but you don’t nut because the situation became wholesome. Pretty much the same thing, but no cum or horrible feeling about yourself, just mild satisfaction and nostalgia.

“I was jacking off the other day, and just when I climaxed I started thinking of that cute girl I had a nice time with last night and wholesome nutted.”

*after doing the dirty* Did you just wholesome nut? Yeah, I really like you and I just don’t wanna defile you like that, you know?

by Zizoman123 February 9, 2021

Nutting Roulette

When your girlfriend takes birth control and you nut inside of her. Similar to Russian Roulette but with sex.

My friend bet me $100 that I wouldn't play nutting roulette with my girlfriend.

by Certified Downy April 22, 2017

Netfinger

Finger banging your girl’s wet pussy so much during hours of watching Netflix that she prunes up the skin on your finger(s).

Our night of Netflix and chill resulted in a bad case of netfinger.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Nottinghamshire Police Force

That branch of humanity that thinks it's fine to leave two dogs in a police car on one of the hottest days of the year to let them cook for 7 hours.

''I see you have dogs. Don't let the Nottinghamshire Police Force see them. They'll cook them.''

by NotNottsPolice February 23, 2010

nesting

The act of covering a toilet seat in toilet paper to avoid contamination from urine and tiny shit particles on the seat.

Yo there were so many skid marks in that toilet I had to nest that shit!

by Dave February 3, 2004

Alpine Nesting Syndrome

ANS is a serious condition discovered by doctors in 1972. Symptoms of ANS vary, from picking up twigs and leaves with your mouth to sprouting 'feathers' and sitting on said nests for weeks at a time waiting for your young to hatch, but there is no young because you are crazy. There is no cure for ANS, you have to live with this disease forever.
Currently, ANS patients are being held hostage in China and are being used to breed genetically mutated birds of war for the chinese government. Any patient found to have ANS is shipped against their will to China to continue this experiment. Some may be shipped to N.Korea to aid in nuclear testing.

wow that guy has got a severe case of Alpine Nesting Syndrome, what a deuche

by RapetheWalrus November 1, 2006